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*Hey sweetie xx can I come over tonight?
I'd say yes to that in an instant
But you most likely don't know where I live
Also who are you??Fuck I must've put in the wrong number
Lol
Lol?
Yes, lol
Okay then...
I'm glad you're getting a kick out of this
But you still haven't answered my question?
Who are you?
I'd rather not say
Ooooo so for all I know you could be a 36 y.o. man trying to win over my trust so you can rape me later on
Very imaginative
But I wouldn't try to do thatWhy?
I'm taken. Why rape someone when I can get pleasure whenever I want
Wanky
Now answer the questionI'd still rather not
Meanie
:D
Fine. At least tell me; are you a guy or a girl?
Or neither, I don't judgeThat's nice to know :D
But I'm a guyI couldn't say the same
So who were you trying to text before you stumbled across my amazingness?Isn't it obvious?
Follow the script dude! I'm trying to gain some insight into your life. At least follow along.
Alright I was *trying* to text my partner
Give me more...
You're funny :D
Nope, I'm Angie
And this is the part where you say "I'm...""I'm..."
Smartass
Nosy
Why wouldn't I be?
Look at it like it is; a 36 y.o. man was trying to text his partner but accidentally texted me instead. Now being the curious ass I am, I want to know more30
What?
I'm 30. Not 36.
See!! NOW we are getting somewhere
So how old are you?
Why would I tell you?
Because I told you
Ya but I had to squeeze it out of you like a stubborn pimple
:D
wHaT?
Nice metaphor
I live for metaphors. Without them I'd be dead
I'm 25 by the waySee!! NOW we are getting somewhere
You bastard
That I am.
So tell me
Tell you what?
Anything
Like...
Your deepest darkest secrets
Or we can start at favorite celebrityYou first
Why?
I can leave
You backstabbing prick
Feisty much?
:/
Alright I'll go first
Darren CrissWait what?
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS
No I do.
Then why "wait what"?
No reason
Weird. So who's yours?
You'll never believe
Tell me anyway
Are you sure?
I swear I will stab a bitch
Fine, fine
Chris Colfer
I hope you're happy nowWickedly happy ;p
But why him?Oh I have to go I'm so sorry. But this was wickedly fun. Tomorrow?
Tomorrow it is, 36 y.o. rapist
YOU ARE READING
phoney [d. criss]
Fanfictionis it not every fangirl's biggest dream to meet their idol in a completely innocent and friendly way? to this day, angie is still not quite sure how exactly darren criss waltzed right into her life and chose to never run away.