Oneshots? [ADRIEN]

3-[BTS] YOONMIN

YOONMIN [1]
Characters-Min Yoongi/Park Jimin
Fandom- BTS (band)

Prompt- "I work at a department store and if you take one out and unfold and leave it one more time i'm going to shove it down your throat"

Ship- yoonmin

YOONGI

This job sucks. I'm just gonna go out and say it.

This job can go suck my ass.

From the customers, to my boss, to my coworkers.

The customers, for one, think that taking out a shirt and just leaving it is okay. I have to wake up at the devil's asscrack of dawn and fold them, and then they have the audacity to unfold them.

It makes me want to murder someone I swear to god.

Especially this one kid. Okay maybe he's near my age but he sure as hell acts like a kid. Every week he comes in and looks at our new stock, and takes out one of each, unfolds them, and leaves them. I'd asked my coworkers about him but all they gave me was a first name. They said it was like Jumin or something.

Well anyway, this "Jumin" guy is back and I want to strangle him.

He looks like a goddamn model and why he's here looking at our pretty okay-ish stock beats me. Like he looks like he could afford Gucci and it would be cheap.

It's like he comes here to mess up my nice clean displays and then leaves. I think in the past 3 months he's been coming he's literally only bought two shirts.

Okay Yoongi, you can do this. Just go up to him and tell him to stop being a little shit. No. Wait. I have to be nice cause he's a customer. I'll tell him off nicely.

"Can I help you sir?" I walk up to him calmly.

He smiles at me and I swear my heart skips a beat. Damnit. He can't just do that. I have to hate him. Because he is stupid and annoying. Yes.

"No, I'm just looking. Thank you though." He goes to grab another shirt and prepares to unfold it and before he does I grab his hand and yank it away.

"If you take one out, unfold it, and leave it one more time i'm going to shove it down your throat." I say easily.

His cute eyes widen. "Um. Excuse me?"

I smile at him. An evil smile. "Well, Sir, I've been... observing you here for the last few months, and I've seen what you do."

He smirks at me. "Oh? And what is it that I do," he looks at my name tag. "Yoongi?"

My breath hitched as he said my name. "You- you come in here, unfold every shirt, and then leave. You've come in once a week for like 4 months and have bought two shirts."

He laughs. "Oh. I haven't noticed I'm sorry."

His laugh is beautiful but it makes me so angry. All he says is "sorry"? It makes me a little agitated.

"I've had to wake up the crack of dawn to fold all of these and stay up damn late to fix em so, maybe, stop?" I clench my teeth.

He can see that I'm angry now. "Yes. I'll stop. I'm sorry for the trouble, really. Is there anything I can do to truly apologize?"

I sigh. By this time, two of my coworkers are watching us.

"Why do we have a crowd?" He asks and points to Taehyung and Seokjin at the other end of the store.

"They think you're cute." He blushes and before he has a chance to reply, I continue. "Wait. Scratch that. They think we're cute. Together. Like, the relationship stuff."

He chokes. "I-I'm sorry what? You don't even know my name."

It's time to be smooth. "Well, could I get it? Along with your number?" I say smoothly.

His eyes widen and he laughs. "Wow, that a smooth talker. I'm guessing that if they like us together they've creepily researched me. What do you think my name is?"

Shit. Now Jumin sounds wrong. I'm gonna go with something close to it and hope for the best. "Um. Is it Jimin?"

He smiles. God I could get used to seeing that smile. "Bingo. I'm honestly surprised you got that. By you've treated me, I take it you don't recognize me?"

I narrow my eyes at him. "Should I?"

He laughs and points to the top of the display.

Oh.

It has his face on it.

Oh.

He's.. the model?

Oh.

He's the creator of the clothing line.

Well... this is awkward now.

"Oh. You're... Park Jimin." I chuckle awkwardly.

He keeps a straight face for what seems like a lifetime, but bursts into laughter. "Oh my god. You look so scared right now. It's hilarious. It's okay! I didn't expect you to recognize me. I didn't try to look very nice today.."

"Didn't try to look very nice my ass. You look amazing all of the times you come in here and it pisses me off dude. You just look so effortlessly hot and I don't understand how."

Wait. I just said that out loud.

"I... I'm- uh.. yeah no I have nothing to back that up. I just think you're hot." There's no sense hiding that now.

He seems to have an awkward expression on his face. "Oh! Thank you... I honestly don't know how to react.."

I smile at him. "That's alright. As long as you know.. um..."

He nods at me. "Um what?"

"So.. uh... I wasn't kidding when I asked for your number, you know." I might as well just go for it. He's hot and he knows I know it.

"I- oh. Okay." He hesitates before handing me a business card. "That's my work number. Turn it around."

I do as he says and on it is written,

"I've been waiting for you to ask, Min Yoongi. It's about time ;)" x-xxx-xxx-xxxx

I chuckle. "Wow. Got my full name and everything. You must have been waiting a long time."

He smirks. "You could say that."

We make other sorts of small talk before Jimin gets a phone call.

"No Kookie I'll be there soon don't get your panties in a twist." He says angrily to the person on the other line.

He hangs up and sighs at me. "Sorry to leave it at that, you'll have to find out about me and Namjoon's 'great panty heist' another time. I've got a job."

"What about next Saturday at about 3? We could go see a movie?"

Jimin smiles at me and grabs my hand. "Of course! I'll be waiting."

He leaves and both Taehyung and Seokjin walk up to me.

"You guys literally talked for 2 hours. What is wrong with you! We work here too! We had to do your job. While you got a date. Not cool." Seokjin rambles.

I can't help but laugh out loud. "Oh shut it. I've.. got shirts to refold." I look down at the display to my right.

I hadn't even noticed while he did it, but I guess Jimin is a fidgeter.. at least one of each shirt is left out unfolded.

"I swear to god I'm gonna kill that kid."

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Wow I could actually turn this into a twoshot if I wanted to. Maybe I will. I dunno yet. Maybe the movie date. I'm definitely writing a separate fic for Chim and Joon's panty heist though. Get ready for that lmao