The Curse of YouTube

stalking youtubers

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ⓉⒽⒶⓃⓀ ⓎⓄⓊ ⒼⓊⓎⓈ ⒻⓄⓇ ➋➏➎ ⓇⒺⒶⒹⓈ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hai, sorry for slow updates, i basically swore i raged when i wrote about 400-500 words and forgot to save arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! stupid stupid stupid!  *bangs head against wall repeatedly* okay heres ya go, ENJOY THIS SMOSH CHAPPIE :) and listen to assasin's creed three!!!! (its on the side if the link works) DONT PLAY IT!! UNTIL I TELL YOU TOO!

and im doing this instead of my homework well im saying this took me two days k?

[warning some swears because of her flashback but i covered some words]

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-------------------------Ivy's POV----------------------

well today it's friday my free day,  no youtube today, just chillin' around today. I  began my usual normal routine while listening to some songs by smosh like, Parents suck!,Dixon Cider,Legend of Zelda rap and assasins creed three, in a playlist.I wore my signature skirt and a creeper shirt with emerald earings, i plucked my iphone from it's charger and put my hea-earphones on, stupid me, i keep forgetting what one i use for my laptop when im recording and what i use to listen to music on my ipod. with one swift movement i swung around to grab my door keys on the shelf,and,well failed. Once i locked the door, i put the earphones on and walked out the apartment listening to songs,ahhhhhhhhhhhhh nothing like a friday.As i was walking to carls. jr I was mobbed by my five,usual friday fans, they asked for my autograph and squealed,and shipped me with jordan,wait? jordan!? what the hell???????

well way to ruin my friday off.........

*flashback*

"you ugly whore!" yelled the cheer captain

"yeah go f*** yourself slut!" yelled stephanie (the cheer captain's best friend)

[differ scene]

"HEY Kyle, i heard that Ivy the slut likes you" said mckenzie

"date you?? who would date you??" said Kyle

[differ cutscene]

"you useless piece of crap!!" my mom swore at me

"its your fault you failed school, you b****! GET OUT!!" she yelled at me and shoved me out the door.

*end of flashback*

I stopped walking to carls jr. and ended up walking to a local cafe, i bought a blueberry muffin (author: *licks lips* i <3 bloueberry muffins) then went to the nearest park to eat.I sat in the park bench which was under an old oak tree, it shadowed the bench and was out of sight...............perfect.

[PRESS PLAY NOW]

I lowered the volume on my ipod and started to eat the blueberry muffin, as i was doing that i started to hum to 'assasin's creed III' by smosh, but then the humming turned into mumbling, and the mumbling kinda turned into singing "how many fools can i kill today? too many to count dont get in my way, shoot a mofo in the throat with a bow, tomahawk chop is my death blo-" i stopped "blow, freedom fighting machine, bad-ass hatchet in hand, why'd you have to kill my bro? I'm-a slash your face man" the voice stopped and then another sang "I'm a very skilled assassin,killing dudes in one's and two's, blood flowing like a river need a box of tissues, when i huntin' i be stuntin', you can never find me, in the bushes, in the haystacks in your mother's laundr..........." then the voice came to an awkward stop and however was behind the thick bushes chuckled. i got up and pushed the bushes apart "oooops.............." said a familiar face............................."Ian?? a-and A-anthony???" i stuttered "yep!" they said in unison "psst our cover's blown, you shouldn't have laughed anthony!" Ian whisper yelled to anthony "hey!, it wasn't my fault you said we should sing it!" he whisper yelled back "guy,guys stop" i said, they turned to look at me "so, why were you guys spying me?" i asked. Ian chuckled and pointed at a weird colored bush "hmmmmm?" i asked and walked over to the bush, i found out the leaves were fake leaves and stuck on so i took them off.A camera!? "really a camera!?" i snapped "well y-yes for o-our new video" said anthony "WORST COUSIN EVER!!" i yelled and tried to tackle him "aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" he screamed like a girl, and we ended up chasing each other while Ian filmed, then i turned to Anthony "fellow cousin" i said "Ian's just sittin' there missing the fun! should we get him??" i asked, he nods, we exchanged a glance of mischieviousness and lugned for Ian "Arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" he yelled and tried to get the camera of the tripod.

we ended up having a tickle fight.

"sorry for ruining your video" i say to my cousin "no prob we can just speed up the chasing part" anthony replied "so what's your video about??" i asked him "stalking youtubers!" they said in unison and grinned "but anyways, what are you doing here???" i asked them " pax " Ian said before anthony "pax? oh right, i forgot pax was this month!" 

"So anyways wanna stalk Jordan???" i offered

they had a three second face,looked at each other then grinned at me.

"oh it's on!!" said Ian

"first to get a funny video of him wins!!" said anthony

we raced back to the apartment.

A/N

hey guys!!!!!!!! hey doods!!! hey recruits!!!!!, yeah sorry for taking so long, im writing this right now because my minecraft doesnt want to work, and out of boredness of telling my crappy laptop to die i decided to to continue writing this. 

p.s. Isnt it weird that anything before 1.7.4 wont work??? and when i was playing CTW i was sniping a spider, guess what? yeah i forgot PACKET PROBLEMS!!

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

well it's minecraft's fault anything below 1.7.4 wont work sooo mojang fix this!!! or i cant snipe people in my favorite server and i will say you suck mojang!! (not literally the you suck mojang but yea sorta like that, it's their fault it wont work)

- i see says the smosh fan from 2011 who watched pokemon in real life ( that vid was funay! XD)