Hello idiots. It's Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Ask me anything. Unless you're Potter, then I won't answer.
Hi. It's Harry Potter, casually adding that Draco will accept dares too!
Hi. I'm Harper, Hermione's twin sister. I'm here helping Harry in making su...
Lincolnlives2said, "I dare you to kiss Hermione. Sorry, Hermione, this is just to torture Draco."
Draco: *sarcastically* Well, thanks.
Harper: HERMIONE!
Hermione: *runs into the room* What? Please don't tell me this involves me...
Harper: Unfortunately, it does.
Harry: Yay! I get to see Malfoy so bloody miserable!
Draco: *in head* this would be third year Draco's dream. *out loud* BLOODY HELL!
Harper: You know I can read minds, right?
Draco: F**k.
Harry: *in an annoying teacher voice* Come on, Draco, let's me nice.
Draco: *punches Harry square in the face*
Harry: *looks stunned* *in an annoying teacher voice* Bad boy!
Draco: *raises his eyebrows in bewilderment*
Harry: *in an annoying teacher voice* Come on, Draco, let's be nice.
Draco: *rolls eyes*
Harper: Come on, you two. Let me de-age you to third year!
Hermione: Why?
Harper: Malfoy, I'll keep my lips shut. *de-ages them both to third year*
Draco: *in a panic* MY FATHER STOLE MY HAIR GEL!
Harper: *laughing like a maniac* Draco, kiss Hermione.
Draco: *in head* FINALLY! *out loud* That Mudblood.
Hermione: *kisses Draco*
Draco: *kisses back, for way longer than anticipated*
Hermione: *pulls away* That was only supposed to be a peck, Malfoy.
Harper: *ages them back*
Draco: *smirks* I guess I'm that irresistible*
Everyone Else: *eats popcorn*
Guys. Chill. It's not Harper, I'm not going to ask for your thoughts and stuff because I know I'm just that irresistible. Who hasn't had a crush on Granger? I had a huge crush on her in third year.
Have any more questions for me? Comment them here.
Have any more dares for me? Comment them here.
Thanks and my father will definitely not be hearing about that.
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