Ask Draco Malfoy

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draher says, "I dare Draco to get in front of his mother, father, and Bellatrix and propose to a random Muggle. It's my twin sister, who's a squib, so not exactly a Muggle."

Harry: Malfoy has to kiss a squib. *laughing*

Draco: *apparates back with Narcissa, Lucius, and Bellatrix*

Lucius: *scowls* What is it, Draco?

Harper and Harry: *hide behind the wall*

Draco: *apparates back with Sarah (draher ) and her twin sister with a random ring on her* *clears his throat*

Narcissa: *raises her head to look at Draco*

Lucius: *scowls*

Bellatrix: *taps her foot* What is it, Draco?

Draco: *kisses the squib's hand* Well, mother, father, Aunt Bellatrix, I have to tell you something.

Sarah: *sitting on the edge of her seat*

Lucius: *scowls* What is it?

Draco: I've proposed to a squib.

Lucius: *runs after Draco* Draco Lucius Malfoy, you are a disgrace to the Malfoy family!

Draco and the Squib: *kiss*

Lucius: DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU ARE NOW DISOWNED!

Sarah: *eating popcorn, laughing her head off*

Draco: *laughs* Uh... Father? Mother? Bellatrix?

Lucius: What is it, Draco? *scowls* also, I'm no longer your father anymore!

Draco: That was a dare...

Lucius: YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Narcissa: *laughs* Well played, Draco.

Bellatrix: Thank god! *apparates with Lucius and Narcissa*

Sarah: By the way, Draco, I'm a pureblood Slytherin.

Draco: Good. *smiles* Same here.

Sarah: *smirks* I'm also the one who dared you to snog Snape and Dumbledore.

Draco: *looks shocked* MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Sarah: *laughing*

Harper: Good job, Sarah, that's was good.

Sarah: Thanks, Harper.

Draco: *storms out of the room* DON'T TOUCH MY PURE BLOODED APPLES!

Sarah: *eats an apple*

Draco: *draws his wand*

Sarah: Hey, I'm a pureblood Slytherin.

Draco: *looks relieved*

Sarah: *eats the apple*

Squib: *really confused* Is the dare over?

Harry: *nods* Yup.

Sarah: *apparates home with her twin sister*

Harper: That was interesting.

Harry: Definitely. *takes a bite out of a green apple*

Draco: NO! MY APPLE! *steals the apple from Harry*

Harry: *rolls eyes*

Harper: *laughing*

Haha that was amazing! Thanks, Sarah, that was hilarious! Well, check out the admin's new book: Randomness for Dummies! It's a book about her random life! It's funny, that's why I'm even talking about it, if it weren't, I wouldn't care.

I also want to torture someone else in this generation. Who would it be? Comment who here.

I also need a partner in crime to make things hilarious. Who should my partner in crime be? It just lightens things up a bit. Comment who here.

Thanks so much and happy reading!

I'm going to actually check if Draco's father hears about this.
~Harper

Well, that was interesting. My father's reaction was priceless. That was hilarious; have to admit.

Have any more questions for me? Comment them here.

Have any more dares for me? Comment them here.

Thanks so much and my father will hear about this. It's all POTTER's fault.