Random person texting me: I'm so sorry
Random person texting me: I really am
Random person texting me: I should have believed you
Me: what are you even blabbing about?
Random person texting me: I saw Robin today
Random person texting me: and he decided to prank me
Random person texting me: put lotion in my smoothie as payback for his phone
Random person texting me: and I said you're already doing that phone thing
Random person texting me: he had know idea what was talking about so I took his phone
Random person texting me: and guess what?!
Random person texting me: GUEsS?!
Random person texting me: I haven't text him since he got his new number!?!
Random person texting me: so that mEANS YOUR AN ACTUAL REAL PERSON!!!
Random person texting me: I'm sooooooo sorry
*read at 3:34*
