All Choked Up (Ian x Reader)

Drunk Mario Kart

For the next two weeks, Ian would go into the café every day. There was always the occasional day where (Y/N) wasn't working but that was alright. At the end of the two weeks, he finally got her number.

Ian: Hey girl, how you doing?

Y/N: Missing you ;) Jk, just playing some video games

Ian: Awe, I was hoping u would start missing me by now :( u've gone five minutes without seeing me

Ian: what r u playing?

Y/N: You know I always miss you when we aren't together, you nerd. Playing splatoon. I would play Mario Kart but it's boring alone :/

Ian: omg!! Mario kart is like my fave game ever!! I bet I could beat u at it ;)

Ian: actually, I have some friends over rn what if we all played together that'd b cool right?

Y/N: Sure, that sounds like an awesome idea!

Ian: sweet, do u want us to come get u or do u want to just come over? I have it on the switch and have ton of different controllers

Y/N: Just give me your address and I'll head over. Want me to pick up some pizzas? :)

Ian: ilu ur the best

Ian: jk I actually don't

Ian: well mayb

Ian: get papa johns, pepperoni sausage and mushroom. All on separate pizzas tho otherwise ew

Ian: I'll send u directions to my house since ik where u live

Y/N: Well, that's totally NOT creepy. >.>

Ian sent her the directions and then set his phone down, telling her to be safe on her way over here. He sat his phone down and returned his attention to Joji and Max.

"So, you guys ready to meet the most perfect girl in the universe?" Ian grinned, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"You? Net a perfect girl?" Max snorted. "What is she, fucking gay?"

Joji snickered at his joke and Ian rolled his eyes. "Hey dude, don't be so negative. I'm really happy that Ian has finally found someone to be interested in. He can only fuck his dog for so long." Joji wrinkled his nose up and laughed his ass off, Max joining him in the intense laughter.

Ian punched Joji in the shoulder. "Dude what the fuck. I thought you were going to stick up for me." Ian rolled his eyes and groaned. "Come help me clean up the entertainment room, faggots."

The guys followed Ian to the basement to help clean up the entertainment room. On the far side from the door was a personal bar. The wall behind the bar was stocked with tons of different types of alcohol. There was probably about a hundred bottles behind there. In front of the bar was four bar stools. In the center of the room, back against the wall, were three rows of theater seats. The wall in front of those seats had a large movie screen on it.

"I always forget how bomb it is down here." Joji trailed off, shocked.

"Well, Max has Pokemon. I have movies and video games." Ian smirked. "I need something fun for the gaming channel."

Max rolled his eyes, pretending to be unimpressed.

"Oh, there's also a pool table, air hockey, ping pong and other games like that through that door." Ian pointed to the door in between the movie screen and the bar. "Now, help me set up the switch. We about to Mario Kart up in here, bitches."