examples of how fuckn whipped i am:

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by tfgmfu

by tfgmfu

example #1
BITCHES OK SO:
97% of the time i start my sentences with Bitch. an example: BITCH OMFG .... or BITCH WHAT RHE FUCK.
so i was talking to my crush. and i was trying to get him to listen to this song. at first he was like oh ok ill listen when i get home.
so a few hours later i'm so sleep deprived that i'm fucking talking to his ex. i'm trying to find out if he's a good kisser honestly. i hope his ex doesn't find out that that's what i was trying to do. THE BITCH HAS TEA ON ME OK YALL SHE SOULD EXPOSE MY ASS. anyways, i start to wonder if he still cares for his ex bc she's a fucking shitty person. oh fuck it i'm giving her a name. we'll call her Fucking Diamond. so i'm wondering does my crush still care for Fucking Diamond. so, me, being a sleep deprived thot ass hoe, i dm (or whatever the fuck you wanna call it) my crush and i'm like "I HAVE A QUESTION. DO YOU STILL LIKE FUCKING DIAMOND. I MEAN LIKE STILL CARE FOR HER." and he goes
"i wish i didn't but i still do." BITCHES I WAS SOBBING UGH FUCK.
moving on to example #2
so we were talking for longer and whatever. and i remembered that he hasn't given me feedback on the song. so IM NOT KIDDING YOU THIS IS WHAT I SAID: "BITCH DID U LISTEN TO THE SONG YET?" and at this point i have realized what i have done. so i say
" i'm sorry. you really aren't a bitch i just don't know any other way to start a question."
I HAVE NEVER ONCE APOLOGIZED FOR CALLING SOMEONE A BITCH. (ok this one time i did but that's a different story bc i was lowkey WET ) THIS BOY HAD ME APOLOGIZING FOR SHIT I HABITUALLY DO. WTF.

also: Fucking Diamond said that he was the best kisser out of all the guys she has kissed (bitches trust me that's A LOT of boys)
bc he knew what he was doing and knew what turned people on. BIIIIIIIITTTTCH OH MY GOD I COULD CRY RIGHT NOW. UGH HELL YEAS
lowkey wanna make out lowkey just wna stare at his lips with the pureness and innocence of a 4 year old child.