«laughing goose» ; bts ✗ exo

chapter 1,,

saturday morning, 9:38a.m.

??? pov,,

*deep breathes*

"I AIN'T GET NO FUCKING SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME- GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP NOBODY'LL SLEEP NOBODY WILL SLEEP IF I GET NO SLEEP, YALL GONNA GET NO SLEEP COME ON NOW GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP-"

junmyeon aggressively slams the pans together and screams while walking aggressively throughout the house, room to room.

wearing a 'im the best mommy in the world" apron, he doesn't stop till everyone's awake.

kicking the doors open, slamming the pans as loud as possible, screaming in their ears and also to the extend of singing (actually screaming) "never gonna give you up" by rick astley and murmuring the parts that were not the chorus.

"NEVER GONNA FUCKING GIVE YALL UP NEVER GONNA LET YALL MOTHERFUCKIN'DOWN- oAaw"
"suho, shut the fuck up before i make you." minseok smacks the back of his head.
"you're not kris, you can't make me." junmyeon laughs it off but starts tearing up right after saying it.

gently wiping his tears away, "i just want my husband back, but no he has to go and fucking find some other bitch to sleep with, and now he has some fucking ugly ass kid??1? he can suck me off...
GODDAMIT I WANT HIM TO SUCK ME OFF, YOU UGLY ASS STUPID 9 YEAR OLD KIDS THAT ONLY GIVE ME HEADACHES I CAN BARELY JACK OFF NOW YOU STUPID WASTE OF MONEY. YOU TWATS CAN GO LIVE ON THE STREETS." he walks away, crying and slammed the door.

minseok only stared and sighed, rubbing his head in irritation.

minseok's pov,,

"is mom on her period, yikes™"
baekhyun shivers and hugs himself "gotta protect myself from that satanic witch. may god bless me."

"i'll always keep you safe baekhyunie!!"
"shut up chanyeol ! you're a pussy." baekhyun pushed him away and hissed.

"shut the fuck up you asswipes." minseok rolled his eyes and walked away. leaving baekhyun and chanyeol pointing fingers at each other and looking at each other confused.