saturday morning, 9:56a.m.
3rd pov,,
"i want to die" taehyung lies down on his bed as he looks onto the sky
"shut the fuck you asswipes" minseok was heard from across the street
"that gross ass exo family is gross, theyre so loud jfc" seokjin snorted while drinking his cup of tea. taehyung looks at him with puppy eyes "b-b-b-b-b"
"NO BUTS, BAEKHYUN ISN'T YOUR MUMMY. I AM BIT C H" seokjin yelled while throwing his cup out of the window.
"STOP THROWING YOUR GODDAMN cuP AT MY HOUSE!!!"
"STOP PISSING OFF THE NEIGHBORS LOSEERRRR" taehyung stuck his tongue out. seokjin became furious and start to walk slowly to him "do. you. still. want. your. cookie?" "NO NEVERMIND IM SORRY MUMMY" taehyung then start to roll away crying while holding his cookie.
"bihh tf " jungkook looks at jimin with a weird expression "hey wanna go hang out" jimin suggested. "sure whyyyyy notttttttttttttttttt"
"HAHAHA BITC H NO YOU'RE STAYING FOR DINNER. WE HAVE-"
"You know, exo once made me kimchi spaghetti. hella nice" jimin gave an ok sign
seokjin's pov,,
"WHAT" i screamed at jimin
"YOU WENT TO EXO'S HOUSE ARE YOU INSA-"
jimin only stuck his tongue out
"you're only rivals with jajangmyeon or whatever his name is"
"its junmyeon" i correct
"OHOOHOH HOW DO YOU REMEMEBER HIS NAME" giggled hoseok who was sitting in the living room
"because hE WONT STOP BRAGGIN ABOUT HIS $$$"
"i mean you both are ri-"
"im richest" i cut off hoseok
"or is he richest?" jimin added
"SHUT UP YOU HOGNOB" i scream and grabbed a pan near me
jimin and hoseok looked at each other with confusion and back at me again "...." i look at them back with a pan still in my hand "what" "...what the fuck is a hognob" "...i'm not sure-"
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«laughing goose» ; bts ✗ exo
Randomwhere korean men are dumb and act like laughing gooses + lower case intended do not steal xx
