Kise:
Roses are red, violets are blue, we love each other, isn't it true?
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Kuroko:
No it isn't Kise-kun. Roses are red, violets are blue, you love me, like I hate you.
Aomine:
Nice Tetsu. My turn; roses are red, violets are blue, Kise is stupid, stupider than Kasamatsu.
Kasamatsu:
No honorifics, really?
Kasamatsu logged off
Murasakibara:
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mine-chin is dumb, we all know that's true.
Midorima:
Nonsense. Roses are red, dead ones are gray, tell me, does captain know you're gay.
Akashi:
Roses are red, violets are blue, bring a coffin, the four of you.
Kuroko:
Roses are red, violets are blue, tell me, which four Akashi-kun.
Akashi:
Atsushi, Shintaro, Daiki and Ryuota.
Midorima:
Why me?
Akashi:
You insulted gays.
Midorima:
I am gay!
Akashi:
Oh well. Your own fault.
Aomine:
Ok why not Tetsu?
Akashi:
Because he didn't say anything offensive. Also Daiki, learn to respect your superiors.
Kuroko:
Roses are red, violets are blue, Captain was (still is just not as much) sweet, till I met Akashi-kun.
Akashi:
Thank you Tetsuya. For that you can pick: death, torture or lose something for a month?
Kuroko:
Aomine-kun can be tortured by having no magazines for 6 months, Midorima-kun has to pull the rickshaw for Takao for a month, Murasakibara-kun can't have maiubo for 3 weeks and Kise-kun can't talk to his fangirls/boys for 8 months.
Akashi:
You're too soft on them Tetsuya.
Everyone else in KnB:
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