LIFE OF MADEA

LUMPACIOUS SNUB!

   *alarm rings*
" OMG!! It's seven!  I'm so dead! Who set the alarm to seven?  Alicia.....I'll get her for this "
  "Maddie, aren't you coming down for breakfast?!?!? "
"I'll be down in a sec mom ".
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" Good morning mum"    "Madea Simpson,  why are u coming down just now? " asked mum.  "I dunno mum, probably because a certain somebody reset my alarm to seven" I said staring daringly at Alicia. "Alicia..... "
"Wait a second mum,  are you going to blame this on me?  Infact I'm out of here", interrupted Alicia. "Ali! Alicia! " mum shouted as Alicia stomped up the steps.  I began to laugh and mum turned to me with a look that clearly said You're busted too. I then shut up. "And you ....take your bag to the car,  no breakfast for you" ordered mum.  "C'mon mum, you can't possibly do that " I grunted "Well,  I just did" Mum replied "This is so unfair" I complained as I grabbed my backpack and headed towards the car. "Infact mum,  I'll use my scooter" "What......Maddie.... Wai... " Before mum could finish,  I drove off on my scooter.  I'm pretty sure I'll be busted when I get back today.
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  I arrived school by 9 and first period which was maths was already over.  I didn't want to embarrass myself by going in so I skipped the second period. I went for chemistry class and then it was time for lunch. We were staying extra hours today because we had to join clubs.  On my way to lunch, I was thinking of what group to join before this walking disaster bumped into me.
  "For heaven's sake,  can you not see? "I shouted bending to pick up my books which were knocked out during the bump session.  "I'm pretty sure you have ey... Whoa!" I exclaimed as I stood up to see a surprisingly good-looking guy " I'm not the one walking around with my head in the clouds " said blondie.  Wow,  I'm so perfect at giving nicknames.  Back to the Main course; His words drove me back to reality.  He started walking away. "You're not even going to say sorry? ".I questioned. He didn't even seem to care and just kept on walking. "You LUMPACIOUS SNUB!!" What the....Lumpacious snub? Really? What even is that? I shouted before throwing my shoe at him.  He immediately turned around and shouted "You are one crazy girl!!!" And then he threw my shoe in the dustbin.  What sort of guy is this? Handsome but a huge Jerk. What a Jerkules. I'm so good at this #nicknames. I angrily grabbed my shoe and headed for lunch hoping that I won't have to encounter Jerkules again.... My stomach rumbled reminding me of how I was starved this morning and then I hurried to the cafeteria before lunch will be over.....

            ***AUTHOR'S NOTE ***
Hey guys.... I think this chapter is really short but all thesame,  thanks for reading. Sorry for the late update though.  Please vote, comment and follow me... Thanks again.