Demon (Black Butler Fanfic)

RIPD

Grell would have said something else, something he knew Ciel wanted to hear, but the interrogator had her foot on his mouth so he couldn't speak, but he didn't have to as a pair of familiar garden scissors stopped Sebastian and almost cutting Victoria.

"Ah! Hey! Watch it!"

"I apologize for interrupting. Let me introduce myself, i am William T. Spears, an administrator at the Grimm reaper staffing association. I've come to retrieve that reaper there." A tall man with glasses and kinda looked like Sebastian stepped from the shadows.

Victoria let go of her hand hold on the chain saw and stepped towards the man. "Oohhh the RIPD!!"

"What is that?"

"Rest In Peace Department!"

William shook his head. "What a ridiculous name?"

Finally able to speak, Grell did. "William! Oh William! Did you come to save me--" He was cut off by the other reaper as he landed on Grells face, obviously very angry on the matter too.

"Attention, reaper Grell Sutcliff. You have violated several regulations. First, you killed people not on the to-die-list. And finally, you used a death schythe that had been modified without authorization."

"Ahh!" It was kind of sad, but Victoria found the man or reaper to be a perfect candidate to work in the government, heck everyone in front of her were perfect candidate to work in America.

"I apologize for all the trouble this retch has caused. Here, please accept my card.--" And before Sebastian could grab the card, Victoria did.

"Do you want my number to--Ah! Hey!" She glared at Sebastian's back as he had pushed her aside.

Though William was thankful that she had interrupted, he didn't want to have to bow his head to a demon, but he still had to question the white haired woman. "Excuse me, Miss, but who are you? I have no record of your existence not even in death. Hmm?"

Everyone turned to stare even the pain filled Grell. They were shocked. How couldn't anyone be down, and she was human...?

"I'm from America. That must be why." She shrugged, not really giving a shit about any of this. She was very tired and the police were bound to show up tomorrow. "But the name is Victoria Victor Von, most know me by Madam Von, you probably know who I am." She smirked in pride. This man obviously must know, he probably heard about her somehow.

"...no. I don't, which makes it even more questionable. Di--"

Sebastian cut in, also wanting to go home, but also not wanting William to here what Victoria had to say, it could be important information and he just wanted to know it. "Goodbye, and keep a better eye on your minions. So they don't trouble us. Humans are so easily tempted.--"

"No I'm not!" The woman stomped her foot childishly.

The demon sighed. "I know how to get you to America."

"Oohhh really? Take me! I'll do anything!"

"See?" His smirk grew as she realized her mistake.

"Hmph! Asshole!" She muttered.

"Thats a charming bit if hypocrisy, you demons capitalize on that quality more than we do." William said, especially after getting the prof.

"That I cannot deny."

"Right now you seem to be a tamed dog. That makes you far less dangerous than the rabid mongrels running around free. Now, come with me Grell. We're leaving. We're already short handed and here you've gone and landed me with overtime. The board is not going to be pleased." Though as they were walking away...well William walking and dragging Grell a chainsaw flew towards them, only to be caught between his two fingers.

"I assume you'll want that, yes?" Sebastian asked. He was angry about being called a dog and had hoped the saw to hit the reaper.

"Yes, thank you."

"Oh my god! I ship it! Then I ship Sebastian and William and Grell and William, but then since I ship Sebastian with Grell, I'll ship them all together! A threesome ship!" This time though she decided to head back to bed, it was fun, but boring t the same time...but she got to watch TV! Finally!

Skipping away to the inn, she wasn't aware of Sebastian watching her, he did have a use for the woman, she seemed to be another skilled servant.

"Hm I'm sorry my lord. I allowed ripper to escape."

"Don't be like that woman! Now where is she?"

"I have no idea my lord. Now let's go. You're chilled to the bone, master."

Ok so 762 words.