I ran into the Forest one day, under a tree was a dead clown. I took his nose and wore it home. But when I got home my bro Percy took it away from me and hid it in his room. this thing was born the other day... it cried a lot, and my house smells like poop. I don't like this grapefruit very much, but mommy says that I have to be nice to it. yesterday i got to hold the grapefruit but I dropped it on its head it didn't cry and it's been sleeping since. three days ago the grapefruit woke up from its nap. Five days is a long time to sleep. Today I'm not allowed to leave my room so all I can do is sit because mommy took away all my toys and she said "i have to think about what I did."
today I learnt what the grapefruit is called it's name is Ginevra but mommy said to call her Ginny but I like grapefruit. grapefruit grew hair on its head today and I pulled it out because it looked like mine so i put it on my head and attached it with super glue. I got a second chance to hold grapefruit so this time I made sure to drop it on the couch. Grapefruit was fine.