Chapter one
Introduction
Hello there.
Yes you.
I'm talking to you.
I bet you're wondering... Why is that dog talking to me?
Well, to answer that question... you will have to read on.
The truth is that I just wanted to inform you of a dog's life. All the myths, stories, tails. And I meant TAILS not TALES. Get it. A play on words type of thing.
Haha...
Sooooo back on track. My name in Lady Magdelena Goldrush. Though most call me Maddie. I am a Golden Retriever. I am something years old. (I can't count) I LOVE STICKS!!
Because I am ever so nice I will give you a dog dictionary.
Definitions you will need to know in Dog Form:
Sticks- Something someone throws and you get to chew on for your own entertainment. Found mostly in woods.
Fetch- Owner throws something and you bring it back. What's the fun in that though?
Family- Your group of owners. Nice people who give you food.
Meat- Good stuff to eat.
Mom- Girl owner. Nice and caring. Takes you on power walks. Her pillow is very comfy. Don't tell her though.
Dad- Boy owner. Awesome and playful. Feeds and plays with you. A-mazing massages.
Walk- Owners take you outside and around the neighborhood. Sometimes you meet other dogs.
Vet- Someone stabs you with a needle. It hurts.
Car- Eeck. If you want to have the wind blowing in your face be my guest. I don't like cars...
W-a-l-k- Something you will want to go on.
V-e-t- Stay where you are and don't be tricked by them
Beach- Get up from the ground. This place has water and fun.
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