AnniePuff fanfic one-shot (very dank): "Does Creampuff notice her?"

Does Creampuff notice her?

Once upon a time, a famous single fur thing had a crush on another fur thing, but the second fur thing was taken, oh shizzle. And the first fur thing still does have crush on the second fur thing. Hmm, let's call them by their names, Annie, and Cream Puff.

So, a day decided to be very dank for the fur thing Annie. She looked at the sky, and said : "What a day to see Pepes up in the sky.". She stared more, and more, and finally saw something... different. Something better than a meme, it was a cloud with Cream Puff's shape. Then, Annie stared and thought: "A Pepe and then a Cream Puff...". After some minutes, she realized it's the perfect day to finally reach for Cream Puff's heart. We all know our Annie got rejected over 1337 times but this is the day. The day of truth.

And so Annie started her journey. She traveled on Mountains of Moist, Mountain Dew and made a lot of dank moves, just to get to Cream Puff. She finally arrived to Cream Puff's home. "This must be the address... I can do it!" she told to herself, and banged on the door.

"Huh, who is it? Dad, can you open the door?" Cream Puff said, having a feeling it is Rossali, her girlfriend. Cream Puff and Rossali planned a two-people party at her house. She also wanted for her dad, Mystery, to be there to help her arrange the party. "Must be Rossali, right? Did she bring her memes? It took a quite while." Mystery replied to Cream Puff, and opens the door.

Annie started to sweat because it wasn't Cream Puff  who responded, but it was Mystery. "Uhhh.... H-Hello?" she opened her shivering mouth. Annie tried to act as emotionless as possible but her body was complete wet as memes. Mystery looked at Annie with an unimpressed look and said "...Did you read the sign my daughter put? No Annies in here-" "Dad, wait! Let me talk to her!" Cream Puff interrupted Mystery, and rushed to the door.

"What the fidgety-foo you want now?! I'm arranging a party!" Cream Puff yelled at Annie, and stared at her. Annie suddenly shows a homemade meme to Cream Puff. "Let me join the party at least?" Annie started back at Cream Puff but with dog eyes. "Uhhhhhhmmmmmm..." Cream Puff tried to make Annie wait so she will get bored and leave. But it didn't work. It got night, 10 AM, the perfect time for watching Shooting Stars memes, and Annie still didn't leave. And here come dat boi Rossali o sht waddup. 

"Oh my fuckING GOD." Rossali screamed in terror. "WHO IS THIS STRANGER AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!". "Calm down, Rossali!" Cream Puff replied while sweating because she couldn't explain it. Rossali nyoomed into Cream Puff's house, and hid under her bed. And from that moment, Annie felt a little more crippling depressed than usual. Cream Puff looked back at Annie and said: "Look what you have done, Annie. You scared the complete poopoo out of  my Rossali!". Annie felt more and more crippling depressed and started to think about her life. "Get out, and hope I never see you again!" Cream Puff shut the door and locked it. And since that moment, it started to rain outside.

Annie went back, got out an MP3 out of nowhere, and played Bring Me To Life by Evanescence. She started to sing along with the song at the chorus: "WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE, I CAN'T WAKE UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE-" while Cream Puff and Rossali were playing Twister. And exactly when the game went to a lewd pose, Annie screamed "SAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" from outside.

And here come Cream Puff and Rossali at the window. "Yo low down your crippling depression, have this." Cream Puff sent nudes to Annie with Rossali's permission. And then, Annie started to jump around like a happy child goat "OH MY HOLY HECK I'VE BEEN NOTICED THANK YOU SO MU-" "It is just to make you shut the fuck up." Cream Puff closed the window, and leaved. "Come on Ross, let's continue our game now.". "Oh, sure!"  Rossali replied to Cream Puff, following her.

Annie was still happy though. And then, the rain stopped. She looked at the stars, and said. "I knew this was going to be the day..."

The end