Bat Of Steel

Batman was listening to Matt's sick,fat and juicy beatsies on YouTube when Robin(dick grayson)came running in "Holy incinerated planet Batman!" "What now Robin?" Then Superman hovered above the ground in like an grasshole."Batman I have terrible news."said Superman.
Batman replied with "What do you want?" Superman lowered his head down and finally stopped hovering like a grasshole,he then took a deep breath and had a 10 second dramatic silence."The watchtower is out of cookies."stated the man of steel.Batman was pissed that he interrupted his sick fat juicy beatsies so he punched the batcomputer into a million peices and yelled "FUCK OFF!"
This made Superman sad.So Superman fucked off and fly to the fortress of solitude where he listened to sick fat juicy beatsies and decided that he sould say sorry later.

3 hours later...(8:00pm)
The justice league was having dinner in the watchtower,of course flash finished first so he just started doing random stuff to keep himself entertained.Aquaman finished second and he them went swimming in the indoor pool while watching SpongeBob.Then Green lantern,Martian Manhunter,Wonder woman and green arrow finished and did superhero stuff. Superman then told Batman "I'm sorry I bothered you earlier." "Don't ever do it again."said The Batman. Batman then finished and went to listen to some more sick fat juicy beatsies while running on a treadmill because he's Batman.Then the treadmill messed up and sent Batman flying when Superman fly in and caught him.They were man chest to man chest,both in tight spandex and capes.

Superman had an award boner since he never had a nother person so close to him,Batman was a little werided out by this but,it felt so ,comferting.Superman then started to hug Batman a little tighter and The Caped Crusader then proceeded to kiss Superman right on the lips.They keep making out and they then grabbed each other's butts in harmony. This is better than anything Lois ever gave me thought Superman.Batman then stopped and whispered into Superman's ear "I have to tell you something." "I'm listening"whispered back Superman.
"I fucked Lois so hard last night" said Batman.
Superman then let go of the Dark Knight and fly off like the sissy that he is.