You had just gotten back from the gym because some of your friends were going and they asked you did you wanna join in. Of course you said yes just so you could have something to do today. You grabbed a water out the fridge because exercising is fuckin' hard work you feel me. You went to open your pantry to grab you some snacks. You shop at Sam's Club so you most def stock up your food and snacks.
You looked at your pantry and it was basically empty. Your pantry normally looks like this.
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And now it looks like this
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"Quaaaaaavvvioussssssss Fuckinnn Marshallllll", you screamed at the top of your lungs.
You got no response so you ran up the stairs and busted into y'all bedroom. Qua shot out bed super fast.
"Damn girl why you bussin' up in here like you the feds or some shit", he said with wide eyes
" Cause you ate all my fuckinn' snacks you dickface", you saqid as you began punching him in his chest.
"Lil girl you needa go sit down for you get dis act right", he said as he smacked you ass.
"No I won't until your bird chest ass go to Sam's Club to buy me more snacks and who the hell ate them all", you said.
"The crew came over, we smoked some weed, and we got the munchies now will you stop yelling so I can back to sleep", he said as he climbed back into bed.
"Uhhh I think the fuck not, now go to Sam's club and get me some more snacks", you said as you smacked his forehead, I mean it's already bigger than the Baltimore Boomin albums anyway so it honestly don't matter.
"Man whatever, I'm going back to sleep", he said as he pulled the covers over his head.
"Go to sleep and no pussy for a month", you said as you tried to bribe him.
He shot up and said "Where you want me to go". You help it but to laugh at him. Always eating up my shit.
