Now what happens when an Australian and a Jap gets married? Well they eat a cake made of bodily fluids, dance, fight, vomit, and ultimately the Australian is actually with someone else. Where was I going with that? No idea.
Anyway Human Cake. For a video where Joji and Max get married, there sure are a lot of Maxian moments in this video. You've probably overlooked a good few of these, or maybe you haven't. Either way I'm telling you about them.
Now I could state the easy shit like how Max and Ian are the ones in the car in the beginning or it's them together collecting the ingredients, but nah we digging deeper than that.
The Milk Man Stare:
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Y'all ever read the milk fic?
Any way in the clip, Ian is intently staring at Max as he chugs milk. Now why do we think Ian would look at Max this way while he chugs a jar of white liquid? I think that sentence speaks for itself.
Her Looks:
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Ian: "say some shit about her looks and how beautiful she is and how she completes you."
The smile on Max's face after is priceless. Then he gets back into character again.
Cute Little Pussy:
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