OUR INTELLIGENCE HAS BEEN TAKEN, SCOUT GET THEM, the medic yells!!!!
I'll get to that, give me a sec I'm the fastest thing in this world, the scout says.
Puny little man is not strong enough to take on that pyro, here take sanvich, the heavy says.
Enough of this, the medic shoots the pyro down with his crossbow.
Hey I was getting to that, the scout says.
Ehhhh, who took m-my whisky, I need my wi-whisky, the demo says as he's drunk as always.
Your drunk mate, here take this, the sniper says.
W-what is this s-sniper? The demo man says.
It's my piss mate, my other jars were getting full, the sniper says.
That's repulsive, the engineer says. The best thing you can do is sleep this off.
Huhuhuhu!!!! The pyro yells.
No one can understand a word your saying you sissy, the soldier says.
Genteel men, did anyone happen to grab the intelligence? The spy says.
No, nope, who cares, huhuhu, I was rocket jumping, I wa-was drunk, I was pissing in a jar mate, I was eating sanvich. Everyone says.
THATS WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF!!!! The spy yells.
Everyone looks over to see the blue scout picking up the intelligence.
GET HIM!!!! The soldier yells.
Everyone charges at the scout, but no one noticed marasmith spawn a portal.
Everyone falls into the portal head first.
A minute later everyone falls onto a futuristic car. Is everyone ok? The medic says as they all moan. Ya, I fell on the heavy. Scout says.
Were are we doctor? The heavy says. I'm not to sure I think we should loo... what's that noise? The medic says. They all heard the noise, and the noise was, cheers love the cavalry here's. Well I can say one thing. The heavy says. What's that maggot? The soldier says. I still have sanvich. Heavy says as he takes a bite of his sanvich.
Who cares. The scout says. Everyone starts to yell.
What's this? Is someone in trouble? Tracer says with curiosity.
Tracer walks over to the tf2 team, and says, is everything ok here?
Everyone stops fighting and just looks at tracer. Finally the medic says, hello I am the medic and we don't know were we are, can you help us?
The medic? Tracer says confused.
Yes I'm the medic.
No? Your not Mercy, or Zanyata, or Anna? Tracer says.
Ok look, I have stuff to do tomorrow so why don't you just tell us were we are and we'll get out of here ok? The scout says.
Don't talk to me like that. Tracer says.
What are you going to do? Scout says.
Soldier 76 come here please. Tracer says.
I have things to do tracer what do you need? Soldier 76 says.
Please tell these people about overwatch. Tracer says.
Overwatch is... Soldier 76 stops talking cause he can see the demo man sleeping. Hey, can you get up? Soldier 76 says.
Piss off. Demo man says to soldier 76
Oh, love don't talk to jack like that ok? Tracer says to Demo man.
You call yo-your self a sol-soldier? Your a failure. Demo man says.
THATS IT!!!! Soldier 76 yells.
Soldier 76 pulls out his gun and...
That's all for now on my story plz comment on this that you like it and I'll make another chapter have a great time reading this book and thanks for reading it in general until next time. Bye.
