Viking Norway x reader

chapter one

Reader pov

I woke up in the woods

I don't remember what happened before I came here....
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* Spongebob Squarepants voice over* ' five minutes later"
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OH MY GOD THE SPELL WORKED I CANT WAIT TO TELL ARTHUR..... wait where is Arthur?

I looked around me and couldn't find him so I started to call his name. 

" Arthur, Arthur where are you? Arthur!! "

Where could he be? Dammit what do I do? I'll wait here for him.

*Two hours later *

The fuck is he?

" love there you are I've been looking everywere for you"

" dammit Arthur what took you so long? "

" I poofed just over there" he pointed to a mountain about three kilometers away from where I sit.

'Holy shit did he walk or run all that...... uggh.... my head hurts just thinking about exercise..... damn I'm a lazy fuck aren't i......'

" come on love we better find a place to rest before sundown then Mabye I'll know what era we are in"

We walked for about two and a half hours untill we came across a old rundown house

( just imagine that its run down, this is the closest thing i could find to what I wanted)

and entered the small house and while Arthur got the fire started I had a look around the place it had two floors and upstairs were two rooms and some type of bathroom and downstairs it had what looked like a kitchen and a sitting area.

I started to look for some kind of light source but found none.

" hey love I think I know what era we are in but your not gonna love it"

" hit me straight Arthur "

" I believe that we're in the Viking era more correctly Viking Norway to be precise"

' OHH SHIIIT!!!, OH HELL TO THE FUCKING CRACK AND SNACK NOOOOOO!!!!'

I started to panic
" oh shit, what are we gonna do I know enough of history to know that this isn't good, do you know what Vikings did to women. I'm done for I don't wanna get raped or sold off to some gross old guy. fuck " I started to rip out my hair in anxiety.

" calm down love, I'm not going to let that happen, I'll pretend to be your brother or something so you don't have to worry about getting raped or sold to a ' dirty old guy ' "

I gave him a look that said how-dare-you-give-me-quotation-marks-I'm-fucking-serous-you-ass

" thank god, now what are we going to do about food and clothes?"

" ill do some magic to summon clothes for this era"

" alright do it"

" okay"
authur spoke some latin words.

!!POOF!! ( real original Author, fell flipping original)

clothes apeared and i have to say they were quite nice but the only problem i had was my clothes they were .....................
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.. DRESSES, FUCK, NO WAY AM I WEARING THAT!!!

I stared at Arthur in disgust and pointed at the very girly dresses at scoffed

" Arthur not that I'm impressed with your skills with magic, but I'm not wearing that"

" well, thats what girls wore in this time"

" not astrid she wore pants"

" she is out of a movie ( name), she is not real and she wore a skirt with leggings underneath''

"I don't care, I'm not wearing that thing" i gave 'it' a look like it was going to jump at me and make me put it on.

" alright, I'll see what I can do but it's gonna take some time. so why don't you go upstairs and get some rest you look like you need it , after that we go exploring tomorrow maybe see if there is a town nearby and maybe get some supplies for this house . so we can make this our home looks like it's been abandoned for years so it's not like anyone is gonna miss it.