One peacefull day Austin was sleeping in his water bed and then woke up from his water bed and runs from his water bed. To the Empire State Building and walks up with his butt and then meets Bear Grills and talks in a bad British accent and jabber about potato hunting what about how like to go hunting with me and out of no where a cop comes riding a cat Austin thinking amazing such a cute cat and the says "your under arrest for walking up the Empier State Building with your butt no sorry.
I don't take sorry miss wait but I'm a guy oh sorry lets go Jeff nahh nahh. Austin woke up in his cell and yells Jesus saved us all! And sees his cell mate carter trying to eat a band aid because he can't have meat or he will go crazy carter what here some meat oh yah yah he goes crazy and starts singing never say never by Justin Beleber and the cop comes and said you gave him meat and then the cops leg and brain started to bleed.
And then the cop throw the keys and Austin got it and got out of jail and grabbed the dead cops gun and shot carter in the arms and they fell off and then died of starvation because he had no arms to feed himself. And then you see JT as a cop and Austin runs and fights off the building and JT goes to the bathroom and then Austin falls on a window.
And out of no where Samul Jackson comes and says avengers unasseamable and then dies. And now Austin is al alone hurt and wanted and then Austin says where the wild things are. Bear Grylls is dead so he goes to his favorite restraint famous Dave's and buys his favorite drink a milky milkshake. The end ,not!! And then goes home and plays flapy brid and fails at it.
