Reality Hits Hard

Prologue- 

I Breathe slowly, containing my temper. '' Get the fuck back here you rabbit.'' I chase after a small troll people call a rabbit. I have learned my lesson with rabbits. One time I followed a rabbit in a hole, and it took me to a crazy ass world full of  very wierd yet wise people, they helped me realize that I am my own person. The rabbit leads me to a hole. ''GODDAMN IT GET BACK HERE!'' I yell Loudly. ''Come at me bro! I have you Mac Lipstick!'' He drops in the hole. ''OH HELL NO'' I jump in the hole.

''What do you mean im turning OLD?'' I yell. ''Peter,  If You dont wanna deal with it, get yo ass outta here!'' One of my lostboys say. ''Maybe I Will!'' I sashay out of the room. ''What a Diva.'' Nibs Murmmers. ''He has such a gay look and he acts so beautiful.'' I hear Tootles yell. ''TOOTLES ISNT A FAB NAME EITHER!'' I scream back. I look back. ''IM NOT GOING BACK THERE.'' I enter the door to leave this realm.

''YES I AM CHEATING ON YOU WITH ROBIN HOOD! SO WHAT?'' I scream. ''CINDERELLA, YOU WHORE!'' Prince screams. Theres a knock at the door. ''That must be Robin now, Im moving out with him. BAIIIIIIIII'' I wave and go outside with Robin. ''LEGGO TO THAT REALM!''  I say excitedly.

''Come on Mic! Lets go to that realm, you've been drinking too much since Minnie Died!'' Pluto shouts. ''Ya know ever since you learned how to talk you've been quite an ass.'' I answer. I throw my bottle. ''But You are my friend, and ok, we will go to that ghetto place your talking about.''

''Tink, stop Trying to fix that shit, its impossible!'' Fatsso Yells at me. ''This is what I Do when im not at the strip club! RESPECT MUCH!?'' I yell back. ''COME ON TINK! LETS GO TO THAT REALM! The one that is for Old Fake Happy ending story characters to go to!'' He yells back. I stay silent. He pulls me to the car. ''FINE'' I yell. ''Lets just hope Peters not there...''