If you haven't noticed, fangirls are everywhere. And if you're gay, don't be surprised if somebody says, "Oh cool! I've always wanted a gay friend!" Don't take it offensive either. Just smile and wave, as if you're queen. Or god. Like me. But you're not god. SO SHUT UP
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The Religion Gaylone
SpiritualThis is a religion where you worship me and my friend Evan. We're fucking gay.