So Halloween is sorta coming up soon and I've though long and hard about what my costume is going to be. Well let me tell you. It's basically what the song Don't Threaten With Me With A Good Time by Panic! At The Disco (whose concert I went to this year just saying) and just... it'll take a while to get together. See if you can work it out.
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
No liquor left on the shelf
I should probably introduce myself
You shoulda' seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
I was the king of this hologram
Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
Memories tend to just pop up
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
Five-thousand people with designer drugs
Don't think I'll ever get enough (don't think I'll ever get enough)
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time
It's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright
It's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
What are these footprints?
They don't look very human like
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose
I wanna wake up
Can't even tell if this is a dream
How did we end up in my neighbors pool
Upside down with a perfect view?
Bar to bar at the speed of sound
Fancy feet dancing through this town
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
Don't think I'll ever get it now
(Don't think I'll ever get it now)
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time
I'm a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work
I've told you time and time again
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
And we all fell down when the sun came up
I think we've had enough
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
It's a hell of a feeling though
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
Oh yeah, don't threaten me with a good time
So did you work it out? No? Oh well then I'll tell you. It's underwear on the outside of a wedding gown with me wearing a pair of heels and a Chiffon skirt with a fancy mens dress vest thing and a tie as well as rubber gloves with a cane and a party hat with a bedsheet wrapped around me and me holding a rose as well as carrying about panadol and a bottle of champagne in a purse while also stuffing some clothes into said purse and holding a magnifying glass looking at people walking by saying "woooo I'm so tripping". And my mode of transport should I dress as this on Halloween? A shopping cart with cardboard camels in front and smoke alarms attached. I kid you not I want to do this so so badly. Granted I'd probably get pulled over by police a few times but it's be so worth it.
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I Like To All These Songs That People Can't Work Me Out
De TodoMany people say the type of music one listens too can reflect their deepest secrets and desires. Hi... I'm Tam, and I figured it was high time I let people get to know me.
