EASTERN HERETIC, WESTERN POISON (Book 2 of Legend Of The Condor Heroes)

The Divine Dragon Swings It Tail Part 3

Nervously he looked around above him; but at that precise moment some debris came falling down on him. He busily leaped sideways while spitting the dust from his mouth. Just as he opened his mouth, several pieces of chicken bones came hitting his teeth. They were not knocked down, but it was painful! Ouyang Ke was wild with rage. Suddenly he saw something flew down from a shadow on the roof beam above; immediately he launched a palm to strike that something. He managed to strike it down to the ground only to see that something was actually half-eaten chicken claw. Then he heard the shadow on the beam exploded in laughter. "How is the beggar's stealing chicken skill?"

Huang Rong and Guo Jing leaped in joy as soon as they heard his voice. "Qigong!" they shouted together.

Everybody looked up and saw Hong Qigong sat on the roof beam, his feet splayed out; half of a chicken in his hand, which he ate enthusiastically. The numerous Beggar Clan people bowed and open their mouths together, "Clan Leader! We wish you Senior well."

Ouyang Ke saw it was indeed Hong Qigong; his heart sank. "If what he threw to me was not chicken bones but projectiles, I would be dead by now. Real men are not afraid of defeat; most important thing now is escaping." He bowed and said, "Uncle Hong, your nephew kowtows to you." His mouth said 'kowtow' but he did not kneel down.

Hong Qigong was still chewing the chicken. "Are you not returning to the west? You have committed evil acts over here, do you want to deliver your little life in the 'zhong yuan' [Central Plain]?" he asked indistinctly.

"In the Central Plain Uncle Hero is invincible," Ouyang Ke replied. "As long as Uncle Hero shows mercy and did not come over here to bully the young and the weak, your young nephew has nothing to fear. My own uncle had instructed me that if I ever see Uncle Hong I should be respectful to you. He had warned me the difference between our skill levels; that Junior simply could not even touch you; that if I insist on trying I would be the laughingstock of all the heroes of the world."

Hong Qigong laughed heartily and said, "You flattered me and tried to prevent me from fighting you, but actually there are a lot of people in the Central Plain who wanted to kill you. I don't have to move my finger if I really want you dead. Earlier you said that you have seen my skills of stealing chicken, stroking dogs, begging for food and catching snake; and you belittled those skills, did you not?"

Ouyang Ke hastily answered, "Your young nephew was not aware this old hero is Uncle Hong's disciple. It was very disrespectful of me. I beg Uncle and this old hero's forgiveness."

Hong Qigong leaped down from the beam. "You called him 'the old hero' but he was defeated by you. Aren't you the hero then? Ha ... ha ... aren't you ashamed?"

Ouyang Ke was angry, but knew his martial art was way too far below Hong Qigong; so he did not dare to say anything wrong. He suppressed his anger and did not make any sound.

"Your skills were imparted by that old Western Poison and you are thinking of running amuck in the Central Plain. Humph ... do you really think I am already dead?" Hong Qigong said.

"Uncle holds the same rank of honor with my own uncle; Junior will have to listen to Uncle's instruction," Ouyang Ke said.

"Is that so?" Hong Qigong said. "You are saying that I put you on the spot; that the older bully the younger?" Ouyang Ke did not say anything, which was the same as agreeing to what Hong Qigong was saying.

"Even though the Old Beggar is the leader of all beggars; old and young alike, but not all beggars are my disciple," Hong Qigong continued. "This man surnamed Li had learned a superficial amount of my martial arts; how could he be regarded as my successor? His 'wandering strides' fist technique has not reached perfection. You belittled my stealing chicken and stroking dogs skill, humph ... if the old beggar really takes a disciple, he wouldn't be inferior to you."

"Naturally," Ouyang Ke agreed. "Uncle Hong's disciple would be much stronger than your nephew. But your martial art skill is too high; it wouldn't be easy for anybody to learn."

"Your mouth is sweet," Hong Qigong said, "But I am sure you are scolding me in your heart."

"Your nephew does not dare," Ouyang Ke answered.

"Qigong, don't believe his lie," Huang Rong quipped. "He scolds you in his heart all right, and he scolds you really bad. He said although your martial art is not bad but it only benefits yourself; you don't have the ability to teach. Even if you teach your stealing chicken and stroking dogs skills to your heart's content, nobody would be able to learn it to perfection."

Hong Qigong just stared at her. He snorted and mumbled, "This little girl knows how to provoke me." He turned his head and said, "Good, huh? This kid dares to scold me?" Suddenly he stretched one hand; quick as lighting he snatched the folding fan in Ouyang Ke's hand. He unfolded the fan and saw some peonies painting, with two characters 'Xu Xi'. He did not know that Xu Xi was a poet from Northern Song Dynasty. Although the peonies were beautifully painted, he still said, "Not good!" There was several lines of characters written on the fan, and at the end was a signature, 'bai tuo shan shao zhu' [Young Master of the White Camel Mountain]. It was Ouyang Ke's handwriting.

"What do you think of these characters?" Hong Qigong asked Huang Rong.

Huang Rong raised her eyebrows and said, "Very crude. But what do you expect? A spoiled rich kid like him wouldn't know how to write. I bet he hired a pawnshop clerk to write those characters."

Ouyang Ke pride himself as both martial art and literature expert, which was actually not too far from reality. Hearing Huang Rong he was really angry. He shot an angry look toward her, only to see under the candlelight the corner of her eyes bore a very faint smile. She looked so sweet and innocent that his anger vanished into thin air.

Hong Qigong spread the fan in his hand; lifting it up he wiped his mouth with it. He just ate a chicken, so his mouth was greasy. As soon as he did that, the painting and calligraphy were completely destroyed. Then he casually crumpled the fan, made it a paper ball and tossed it to the ground.

Other people would think nothing of it, but not so to Ouyang Ke; his fan's spines were made of steel. The fan was his weapon. It was a demonstration of a profound internal energy. He was terrified.

"If I personally fight you, you will die unsatisfied. So I am going to take a disciple and let him fight with you," Hong Qigong said.

Ouyang Ke pointed to Guo Jing. "This fellow had fought with me for dozens of stances. If Uncle Hong did not come out, I would gain the upper hand. Brother Guo, don't you agree?" he said.

Guo Jing nodded his head, "I might lose." Ouyang Ke smiled with satisfaction.

Hong Qigong looked up and laughed. "Jing'er, are you my disciple?" he asked.

Guo Jing recalled he kowtowed to Hong Qigong, but Hong Qigong returned those kowtows. "Junior is unfortunate not to be your disciple," he quickly replied.

"Did you hear?" Hong Qigong asked Ouyang Ke.

Ouyang Ke was dissatisfied. "You can't fool me; where did this kid's exquisite palms come from?" he asked.

Hong Qigong turned toward Guo Jing. "If I don't make you my disciple, that little brat girl will not let me die peacefully. She would pester me with hundreds of evil schemes forever. I guess the old beggar has to admit defeat. All right, bow to me, I'll take you as my disciple," he said.

Guo Jing was ecstatic. Quickly he bent his knees and busily kowtowed several times while calling out, "Master!" That day at the Cloud Village he had recounted to his six masters how Hong Qigong had taught him the '18 Dragon-Subduing Palms'. The Six Freaks of Jiangnan were very happy, they all said it was a pity this highly skilled extraordinary character of the Wulin world was not willing to take Guo Jing as his disciple. They told him that if Hong Qigong happened to reveal his willingness to take him, Guo Jing should accept without reservation.

Huang Rong was even happier. She smiled broadly and said, "Qigong, I have helped you find a very fine disciple. My contribution is not small. Starting today you will have somebody you can call your successor. How will you thank me?"

Hong Qigong made a face to her, "Kiss my a**!" Then he turned to Guo Jing and said, "'sha xiao zi' [it's a vulgar term, lit. foolish/dumb/stupid kid – take your pick], let me teach you three stances first." Immediately he taught Guo Jing the last three stances of the '18 Dragon-Subduing Palms' right in front of everybody else. Of course, compared to Guo Jing's own three desperately-brewed stances, these moves were like a world apart.

Ouyang Ke said to himself, "This old beggar's martial art is outstanding, but he is not too smart. He is concentrating on teaching his disciple, totally forgetting that I am standing here, watching." With rapt attention he watched Guo Jing's every move. But he did not see anything extraordinary. Sometimes Gong Qigong whispered something into Guo Jing's ears. He guessed it must be the theory behind these three moves. Sometimes Guo Jing would nod his head, but most other time he just stood there, staring blankly or shook his head. Hong Qigong would repeat what he just said until Guo Jing reluctantly nodded his head; obviously he did not fully comprehend the theory. "This guy is really stupid," he thought, "This short period of time is not enough for him to learn the three stances. I might as well seize the opportunity to study them."

In the meantime Hong Qigong had Guo Jing practice six, seven times. "Good, smart disciple," he said. "You have mastered about 50% of these three stances. Now go and beat this lecherous thief for me."

"Yes," Guo Jing answered and moved forward two steps and launched a palm toward Ouyang Ke. Ouyang Ke slanted his body and counterattacked with a fist. Thus two people engaged in a fight again.

The secret of '18 Dragon-Subduing Palms' lies in the exact timing of energy exertion. The moves themselves were quite simple. That was the reason that although Liang Ziweng, Mei Chaofeng and Ouyang Ke's martial arts were higher than that of Guo Jing's; yet Guo Jing was able to fight them without losing a ground. Just a moment ago Ouyang Ke was watching Hong Qigong passed on the three stances to Guo Jing, and he knew Guo Jing had not fully comprehend the moves while he himself had memorized the stances; yet now that he was fighting Guo Jing, he found it difficult to overcome those three stances.

Guo Jing on the other hand, had now mastered the complete set of '18 Dragon-Subduing Palms'. He was able to use it from head to tail and back to head again. The fierceness of the original 15 moves he had already mastered was greatly increased.

Ouyang Ke had used four different kinds of martial arts, yet he could only match Guo Jing without being able to gain an upper hand. Dozens of moves later he started to get anxious. "If I don't use my family's unique skill I might lose," he thought. "I was trained by my uncle since my childhood. How come I cannot defeat the old beggar's disciple who received instructions just a moment ago? I am afraid the old beggar will look down on my uncle."

A dozen or so moves later Guo Jing raised his hand to parry Ouyang Ke's fist; but suddenly Ouyang Ke's hand turned around and hit Guo Jing's skull from behind. Guo Jing was stunned. He ducked to avoid the blow while simultaneously threw a fist slanting upward. Ouyang Ke stepped sideways and sent another fist. Guo Jing did not dare to parry that fist; he dodged to the right. Who would have thought that Ouyang Ke's arm suddenly moved like a whip! Guo Jing clearly saw it was aiming his left side, but suddenly twisted to the right and struck Guo Jing's shoulder.

Guo Jing was hit three times in a short period of time. These three hits were heavy; he was anxious for he had no idea how to deal with it. "Jing'er, stop!" Hong Qigong called out, "Let's just admit defeat this time."

Guo Jing leaped about ten feet back; he felt pain on the parts being hit. To Ouyang Ke he said, "Your martial art is really brilliant; with arm turning around like that, it was really odd." Ouyang Ke was proud of himself; he cast a boasting look toward Huang Rong.

Hong Qigong said, "The Old Poison raises snake for a living; this set of 'ruan pi she' [snake's flexible skin] fists technique must be developed from the venomous snakes' movement. It was brilliant. The old beggar has not been able to devise a method to overcome it. Just consider yourself lucky. Now, get out of my way!"

Ouyang Ke's heart turned cold. "Uncle had warned me a thousand times not to use this 'ling she quan' [spirit snake fist] unless in an extremely dangerous situation. Today I have let the old beggar see it. If my uncle finds out, I will be in big trouble." His self-satisfaction disappeared almost immediately. He bowed toward Hong Qigong and walked out the temple.

"Hold on a second! I have something to say," Huang Rong called out. Ouyang Ke halted his steps; his heart beat faster. But Huang Rong did not pay any attention to him. She turned toward Hong Qigong and bowed respectfully. "Qigong," she said. "You have to accept two disciples today. Good things come in pairs; you have accepted a male disciple, now you must accept a female one. Otherwise I won't let you off easily."

Hong Qigong shook his head. "I have already made an exception by accepting one disciple," he smiled. "The old beggar doesn't want to talk about it. Moreover, your father is also highly skilled in martial art; how could he let you take the old beggar as your master?"

Huang Rong pretended to be suddenly enlightened. "So, you are scared of my father!" she exclaimed. Hong Qigong was provoked. He was actually very fond of her. "Me? Scared of your father?" he said with a straight face. "OK, I'll take you as my disciple. I want to see if the Old Heretic Huang can eat me alive."

Huang Rong smiled. "You've said it, you can't take it back," she said. "You know, my father oftentimes remarked that among the martial experts in this world, after Wong Chongyang died, only you and he two people that count. The Southern Emperor and the rest of them are not even in his book. I am sure father will love it that I take you as my master. Master, how did a beggar catch a snake? Please teach me this skill first."

Hong Qigong was not sure he knew her intention, but he did know the young girl was smart. She must have had some clever trick in her sleeves. So he simply explained, "Grab the snake seven inches from its head. Use your two fingers like a pair of pliers. As long as you pinch the snake at seven inches, no matter how venomous the snake is, it won't be able to move."

"What if the snake is very big?" Huang Rong asked.

"Lure it to bite your left hand, then, use your right hand to hit it at seven inches," Hong Qigong answered.

"Do you have to be extremely quick?" Huang Rong asked again.

"Of course," Hong Qigong replied. "You have to put some ointment on your left hand, so even if it gets bitten by the snake you won't get hurt."

Huang Rong nodded. She winked to Hong Qigong and asked, "Master, then please apply the ointment on my hand."

Catching snakes was the Beggar Clan people's specialty. Hong Qigong had never used any ointment or antidote; he would simply beat the snake with his stick. But seeing Huang Rong's meaningful glance, he took out the scarlet gourd on his back, which actually contained some wine; and apply the wine on both Huang Rong's palms.

Huang Rong sniffed her palms, made a face, and said to Ouyang Ke, "Hey, I am now the world famous beggar, the Old Hero Hong's disciple. I am asking a lesson on the 'snake's flexible skin' from you. But I must warn you that my hands are full of antidote to your poison, so you must be careful."

"Having a match with you is exactly what I hoped for," Ouyang Ke thought. "I don't care whatever witchcraft is on your hands, as long as I don't touch them." So he smiled brightly and said, "I am willing to die under your hands."

Huang Rong said, "Your other martial arts are so sloppy and ordinary, I only want to fight your stinky snake moves. If you use any other martial arts, you lose."

"Whatever Miss say, I wouldn't dare to disobey," Ouyang Ke said.

Huang Rong laughed. "Can't believe a bastard like you have a very sweet mouth," she said. "Watch out!" As soon as she finished speaking her fist came flying with Hong Qigong's 'wandering strides' technique.

Ouyang Ke let the fist passed on his side, Huang Rong followed with her left leg kicking horizontally, while her right hand forming a hook. It was a stance from the [fallen flower divine sword palm], her own family heritage. Unfortunately Huang Rong was still too young, the time she spent on training was limited; however, this time her purpose was a victory, so she used whatever kungfu she knew, regardless of who passed it on her.

Ouyang Ke saw the exquisiteness of her moves; he did not dare to be careless. His right arm extended and suddenly curved back to hit her shoulder. This move from the [spirit snake fist] was swift. His hand almost touched Huang Rong body when he suddenly remembered that she was wearing the soft hedgehog armor. If he proceeded, wouldn't his fist be dripping with blood?

Huang Rong quickly dodged and sent both her palms whishing toward an opening on his face. Ouyang Ke brushed his sleeve and parried her palms.

Huang Rong's body was protected by the soft hedgehog armor, her hands were covered with ointment; the only part unprotected was her face. Ouyang Ke was in a predicament; he was getting attacked without any chance to hit back. Even though the [spirit snake fist] was wonderful; he was forced to fly east and dodging west trying to elude Huang Rong's attack, while keeping himself from touching her palms. "If I hit her face to gain victory, that would be offensive to her, and if I pull her hair, I treat her rudely; but other than that I can't think of anything else," he thought. But suddenly he got an idea. He stepped aside and quickly tore the corner of his sleeve; made it into two parts and wrapped them on his hands. With protected hands he tried to grab Huang Rong's palms.

"You lost!" Huang Rong jumped out of the arena and called out. "It was not the stinky snake fist."

"Oh, I forgot," Ouyang Ke said.

"Your stinky snake fist is not that special, it cannot defeat Hong Qigong's disciple," Huang Rong continued. "At the Zhao Palace you defeated me, but that was because you have Liang Ziweng, Sha Tongtian, Peng Lianhu, Reverend Ling Zhi, and also that wart-headed Hou Tonghai alongside. I was overwhelmed by sheer numbers; also I did not want to get into trouble, so I admitted defeat. OK, now that we have defeated each other, let's just have a match to decide victory or defeat."

Li Sheng and the other were taken aback, they thought, "Even though this young girl's martial art is good, but she is definitely not this man's match. She won by using a trick. Why would she add something superfluous and ruin the victory? What else does she want to prove?"

Hong Qigong on the other hand fully realized that this girl was full of clever tricks; she must have something in her mind to play trick on the enemy. So he simply smiled but did not say anything. He continued gnawing the chicken leftover and noisily ate, like the chicken was the best food in the world.

"Why are you so serious?" Ouyang Ke laughed. "Either you win or I win, it doesn't make a difference. But if you really want to play, I will accompany you."

"At the Zhao Palace we were surrounded by your friends. If I won, they would surely attack me; thus I was not willing to fight you seriously," Huang Rong said. "But now you have your friends," she pointed to the female disciples/concubines in whites, "and I also have my friends. Although you have more friends than I do, I am not afraid. Let us fight just like we did before: you may draw a circle on the ground; we will follow the same rule; whoever steps out of the circle first, lose. I have kowtowed and take Senior Qigong as my master; I also have highly skilled martial siblings, including this young man. You do not have to tie your hands behind you back as before."

Ouyang Ke was amused. What she said was partly funny, but also if you think about it, it did make sense. So he planted his left foot on the ground, and used it as the axis; while his right foot was stretched three feet apart. He turned around and made a circle about six feet in diameter.

The Beggar Clan people did not like him, but seeing this they could not help but secretly praised him.

Huang Rong entered the circle and said, "Are we going to fight 'soft' way ['wen' – literature] or 'hard' way ['wu' – military, or martial art]?"

Ouyang Ke was baffled, "You are eccentric," he said in his heart, but his mouth asked, "How do fight the 'soft' way? And how do you fight the 'hard' way?"

"If we fight the soft way, I attack you three times, you don't counterattack; then you attack me three times, I won't counterattack," Huang Rong explained. "If we fight the hard way, we can fight each other at will. You can use your dead snake fist or live mouse stance, I don't care. Whoever steps out of the circle first, lose."

Ouyang Ke thought for a moment. "I think we'd better fight the soft way," he said. "That way we can avoid injury and won't spoil our friendship."

"If you chose 'hard' way, you will certainly lost," Huang Rong said. "But if we fight 'soft' way, you still have a chance. Good! Let us fight as you wish, the 'soft' way. Do you go first, or I go first?"

How could Ouyang Ke hit her first? "Certainly ladies first," he said.

Huang Rong smiled. "You are sly! Always choosy. You know you will suffer loss if you hit me first. OK, I am being generous to you; let me hit you first."

Ouyang Ke was going to say, "That case I will hit you first." But before he could open his mouth Huang Rong had already called out, "Watch out!" She immediately sent her palm to attack. Something flashing in her hand; turned out she was throwing some secret projectiles.

Ouyang Ke saw the multitude of projectiles; normally he would use his folding fan to parry an attack like this, but his fan was crushed in Hong Qigong's hand; he could also use his long sleeve to wrap the projectiles, but his sleeves were torn earlier. The steel needles encompassed an area about six, seven feet wide; if he leaped sideways, he would be out of the circle. He had no time to consider any other alternatives, so he leaped about ten feet vertically upward. The steel needles all flew below him.

Huang Rong waited until he was at the peak and was falling back down before she called out, "Here comes the second attack!" Her two hands launched about a hundred steel needles. It was the 'man tian hua yu zhi jin zhen' [blossoms rain from the sky tossing needles technique] from Hong Qigong. She did not even try to aim, just shot out the needles toward Ouyang Ke.

Even if Ouyang Ke's skill were much higher, his body was midair; there was simply no way he could avoid it. "I am finished!" he sighed in his heart, "This slave girl is so vicious." Right at that moment he felt someone pulled his collar and his body moved back upward; with swishing noise the needles fell to the ground.

Ouyang Ke knew somebody must have saved him. He was thrown back to the ground. It was not too hard, but the energy behind that throw was peculiar – a sign of highly skilled martial artist; he fell left shoulder first. Naturally he tried to stand back up, but he was unable to do so. He was rolling around on the ground before he finally managed to stand. He knew it must be Hong Qigong, because nobody in that vicinity had that kind of skill. He was terrified yet upset; immediately walked out the temple without saying anything. His female disciples followed.

"Master, why did you save this scoundrel?" Huang Rong asked.

Hong Qigong smiled. "His uncle is an old friend of mine. This kid had committed many disgraceful acts; he deserved to be damned. But it wouldn't be good for his uncle's face if he were injured in my hand." He patted Huang Rong on the shoulder and said, "Smart girl, you have given my face much good today. How should I reward you?"

Huang Rong stuck out her tongue. "I don't want your bamboo stick," she said.

"Even if you want it, I cannot give it to you," Hong Qigong said. "I have a mind to teach you one or two kinds of kungfu; but I am too lazy these past few days, I don't have any interest to do anything."

"I'll prepare some good food for you to boost your interest," Huang Rong offered.

Hog Qigong's eyes lit up; but then he heaved a big sigh. "I don't have time to eat right now. What a pity, what a pity ...!" He turned to Li Sheng and the others and said, "The Beggar Clan has several matters we need to discuss internally."

Li Sheng and the others came to Guo Jing and Huang Rong, expressing their gratefulness for saving their lives. Huang Rong had cut the rope that bind Miss Cheng's hands and feet. Miss Cheng was extremely shy; she held Huang Rong's hand and quietly said her thanks. Huang Rong pointed to Guo Jing and said, "Your Eldest Martial Uncle, Priest Ma had taught him kungfu, your Martial Uncles Qiu and Wang are also very fond of him, so I can say that we belong to the same family."

Miss Cheng turned her head toward Guo Jing and suddenly blushed. She lowered her head and after a while quietly stole a glance toward Guo Jing again.

Li Sheng and the other also congratulated all three people Hong Qigong, Guo Jing and Huang Rong. They knew Qigong did not usually accept any disciple; even among the Beggar Clan members rarely did he teach more than one or two stances. They wondered how Guo Jing and Huang Rong persuaded him that he was willing to take them. In their hearts they envied these two.

"We are going to prepare a banquet tomorrow evening to congratulate Clan Leader on having accepted two very fine disciples," Li Sheng said.

Hong Qigong smiled, "I am afraid they won't like filthy foods, the kind we beggars eat."

"We will certainly come," Guo Jing hastily said, "Big Brother Li is a Senior Hero, Junior would very much like to know you." Li Sheng was saved by Guo Jing; thus he kept his eyes on this young man and now listening to his humble speech he was even more delighted. He decided right then and there to befriend Guo Jing.

Hong Qigong said, "I am glad you two feel like old friends at your first meeting; but I warn you not to persuade my first disciple to be a beggar like you! You, my younger disciple, go and take Miss Cheng back home. We, the beggars are going to steal some chicken and beg for some rice." After saying these words, he left the temple followed by all the beggars. Just before leaving Li Sheng told Guo Jing that the banquet tomorrow would be held in that very same temple.

Guo Jing accompanied Huang Rong to escort Miss Cheng back home.

Miss Cheng quietly told Huang Rong her full name was Cheng Yaojia. Even though she had learned martial art from Sage of Tranquility Sun Bu'Er; but since she was born to a rich family, she was pampered since her childhood; plus by nature she was very shy, did not know too many people. Therefore, she was very different from Huang Rong who was carefree and brave. She did not dare to say even a half word to Guo Jing. Occasionally she would steal a glance and immediately lowered her head, her cheeks blushed profusely.