Anti-Pun Day

Morning

Everyone woke up in the extremely large bed King Sans slept on, and for some reason everybody fit in it.

Fell: ugh, anti-pun day..

Classic: i hate this day!!!

Blue: FINALLY! NO ONE ANNOYING ME!

Swapfell: WELL, THING IS, WHOEVER DOES MAKE A PUN WILL BE SHATTERED IN THE TIME AND SPACE VOID. I WOULDN'T WANT THAT, WOULD I?

G!: who cares?

Ink: Well, I guess it's okay..

The Five Sons of Ink: Of course it is, Ink! We don't appreciate puns much anyways.

Error: aww, all my children are learning that puns are bad!

Classic: well that's your opinion.

Lust: you're, like, the only one who likes puns.

Fell: yeah..

Classic: urgh!!

D!: it's totally off beat, man! you shou-

Dance Sans was shattered in the void.

Classic: that guy just said a pun.

King: Let's go off to breakfast now. I'll buy you all what you want!

Ink: Error, our children and I would want some pizza bagels?

Music: Mom, I wanted a hotcat!

Paperjam: And I wanted a chizza!

Ink: Okay.. 😧

Classic, Lust and Blue: A Sweetdog!

Classic: mine's with ketchup.

Lust: mine's with mayonnaise.

Blue: MINE'S WITH RANCH!

Fell: I want a footlong hotdog, with mustard on it!

D!: i'd love a hype pizza.

Dad: Rice cream!

King: wow, dad sans, the old-fashioned ice cream huh?

Dad: what's wrong, hehe?

G!: Cooldog!

Sci: Three normal hotdogs with escherichia coli sauce and lactobacillus chips!

-------------KING BOUGHT IT-------------------

Sans: heh, it must've been mustard to buy those-

Classic Sans got shattered in the void.

Lust: he needs some milk!

Fell: forgot about the anti-pun day..