comebacks

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random persome at school: you ugly bitch

me: have you looked in the mirror

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random: why you look so trashy

me: well why do you look like you were born in trash

ohhhhhhhhh youneed an ice pack for dat burn mofo

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random: your ugly

me:well noone told you to look at me did they

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me: and then i was like shut the front door

random:we don't care

me:noone asked for your opinion

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random: i don't like oe direction

me: do me a favor and stop breathing

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