Fairytail high

Car ride

After about a couple of days, I was released from the hospital, and, I was practically sprinting out the doors. "Are you really that excited to get out?" Rogue asked. "Of course! I want to run around, and, see Happy, Froche, and, Lecter, they've probably missed me a lot!"

"Confident now, aren't we?" I looked up at Gray, and, said two simple words. "They love meh." Well, three. That's a typo bloops. (I don't give one shit!) alright then, anyway, we drove all the way back to our dorm, and, it was a living hell for Rogue, Sting, and, I.

We were deathly pale, like we would all throw up at any moment. And, Gray's car, was white. Really he should've rmembered that we all had motion sickness. He's a complete idiot. "Don't throw up in the car, roll down the window if you're gonna throw up!"

He scolded. "It's... Your fault... For buying a.... White...... Car!" I gagged in between. "Please! Just throw up outside!" I turned a shade of green, and, I rolled down the window, and, vomited. "If it got on my car you're washin' it!" "I just got out of the hospital! And, on toppa that, my injuries aren't even fully healed yet! You want me to die!"

I dramatically place a hand over me heart like it hurt. "Well, err..... It's just uhh...... Fine! You win!" He flipped his hands up. "Keep!... Your hands.... On the....... Wheel!!" Rogue scolded. Honestly, I don't know how I was able to talk so clearly. Really when I'm in a arguement, I somehow sound like nothing effected me at all. Really, it's just magic at how amazing I am.

"Ugh...." Sting was just leaning against the window, getting ready to barf at any moment. I started feeling my breakfast making it's way up. I imediatley rolled down the window, and, threw up. The car behind us honked their horn as my vomit landed on their window sheild. I flipped them off, then I vomited again.

They honked their horn again, and, they pulled over, and, started cleaning their window sheild. "Seriously, nice one." Gray looked back at me. "T-thanks....!" I once again vomited, and, disapointingly, it didn't land on another car, it landed on a squirrel though. That was funny, it looked so shocked, then it got ran over by a car. That was funnier.

"Dude, that's not funny, do we need to send you back to a mental instatute?" Gray joked. "Now.... T-that you...... Mention..... It........ That's not nor-....... Mal....... Is it?" He shook his head no, and, sighed. "I'm stuck in a car with vomiting idiots, and, a psychopath. Just great!" I giggled a little, then almost imediatley vomited.

"I get the last laugh I see!" I glared at him the best I could do, it's really difficult if you have motion sickness. "F-fuck..... Y-you!!" He laughed, and, then said. "I'd fuck me too!" I facepalmed, missing my face entirely. "Ugh..." I felt like I was a drunk idiot. For example, Sting after one bottle of beer. "I'm gonna...... Kill...... You after...... This..... Ice-...... Strip-.... Per!"

I threatened as best as I could, which was not very good. "We're here!" I opened the door, and, we all sighed with relief, Gray, for his car. Us, for our motion sickness. "The torture finally ended." Sting sighed in relief. "I said I was gonna kill you, so I will fulfill that promise I made!" I got up, and, I had flames in my hands. "Come here!" I started chasing Gray around the car.

Then, I jumped over the car, and, tackled him. "Got you! I'll torture you, and, slowly drive you insane!! Mwahahahahaha!!!" I laughed evily. "Uh, Natsu.... I think you're goin' insane." "No shit, Sherlock." Rogue hit upside the head, and, Sting started growling at him. "Seriously, take less naps, and, more learning." Rogue scolded. He's just like a mother, caring, and, worries about your grades. "Hey, Rogue, you'd be a great dad one day!" I complimented.

He blushed slightly, and he rubbed the back of his neck. "T-thanks, Natsu!" I grinned at him, then turned back to Gray. "Now, where were we?" I made him listen to Justin Bieber, on full blast for three hours straight. "No!!" I laughed evily, I couldn't actually harm him, so this was close enough. "You're lucky I can't hurt you physically."