Things i dislike.

When girls laugh.

I will just come right out and say it 'cause sh*t dammit, it's been on my mind for so long, and I just can't wait to expose it anymore.
I hate it when girls/women laugh.
Obviously, not all girls.. But the majority of them.
Girls are usually laughing at guys who tell "funny" jokes or people who are supposedly "funny"
And when they laugh, they all ready have this annoying ass laughing pattern that they think is cute, but just when you thought this shit couldn't get worse well,
Whoopdy do!
It got worse.
To top it off when they are done laughing they sound like they are gasping for air, and this is because they wanted to act like the joke was so funny that they had to come all the way back up for air. Like, her laugh could Literally be 5 seconds and you will see this bitch coming back up for air, giving the joke teller more confidence to tell more bad verbal jokes.
No offense to anyone, but.. Verbal jokes aren't even funny.
Like, very rarely you will see me laughing at one and even if I do its like a simple, "hehe". Verbal jokes are not that funny to be gasping all the way back up for air again. But you have these fake bitches acting like They're having a heart attack.
But you know what is funny?
Slapstick comedy.
Slapstick comedy got me dying on the ocean floor like I can't even breathe, so I gotta come up all the way back for air again. Sometimes I pee my pants.
But when I laugh, I dont have one of those "pretty, attractive" laughs.
No.
I straight up sound like a witch fucking cackling crossed with a wild hieena from fucking Africa.
Let me give you some examples.
- When someone falls - I'm fucking laughing.
- When my mom makes some stupid face that she didn't intend on making- You better believe I'm fucking laughing.
- When somebody farts and that shit smells like eggs + the person who did  is acting innocent like we dont know it came from them. - Bitch, I'm dying.
- When somebody makes stupid noises.- I'm on the damn floor.
- When I take an off guard picture of my mom. - Bitch, I'm on the damn ocean floor.
- When my Grandma laughs (she has that contagious laugh, and she's funny asf!!) - Bitch, I'm on the damn ocean floor seeing fishes, and my gas tank is empty and I can't come up for my breath.
And the ironic thing is, it's really hard to make me laugh. Yet, I'm laughing all the time.
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