Things i dislike.

fake couples.

**DISCLAIMER**
Sh*t I may say in this one, may get kind of controversial. But no matter how controversial, it's still my opinion.
And no, I do not hate couples as a whole, i just hate attention seeking ones.

But yeah, let's get started.
So...couples?
There's genuinely nothing wrong with being envolved in a relationship with the person you may love at that particular time. But when you have have EVERYONE envolved in your relationship, i have a distant problem with that.
For example, imagine you are sitting on the bus, in the back of a heterosexual couple, enjoying the city scenery outside of the city bus window.
When all of a sudden these people decide to start snapchatting.
Which honestly, is completely annoying because, you are some what in the back ground of their dumb ass dog filter, but they still decide to snap chat, anyways because staying apart of the social scene is more important than having basic manners. "Oh my gosh" The basic bitch says with a PSL latte in her hands. "Let's kiss on snapchat." She says even more giddy with laughter. Then this basic ass mother fucker, who you all ready know is on some kind of football team kisses her, and hypes this annoying ass bitch up even more. Then this bitch flips her long ass blonde hair behind the seat, and it touches your risk, but that's not all.
No.
She then precedes to pull another ridiculous stunt
And says, "I'm cold". With a little fake ass shiver, and he gives her his foot ball sweater. She laughs, then they hug and kiss again.
Mean while, you are sitting in the back, and can't even watch the damn cats out of this fucking window anymore, because these people are some attention seeking ass whores.
Then, they start talking up a storm about chemistry and school, and he tells some lame ass joke, and she laughs the fakest, laugh in history. This bitch really sounded like a cuddle fish gasping for air, fucking dying.
Seriously.
I mean credit to her, for at least trying to sound cute.
But at the same time, no.
So basically, your 30 minute bus ride is just filled with kissing, hugging, snapchatting, murderous fake laughing, and bad jokes.
WHAT THE F***???
I honestly feel bad for any one who has to endure one second of this bull shit
Honestly, why can't shit like this be done in private?? Why do people have to showcase it to the whole world?
Like, I'm honestly trying to admire cats out a fucking window why do I have to hear the nasty ass sound of your saliva being exchanged from your lips??
Fuccoutttaaahhheeerrree.
This shit should be done at home.
Not around my judgemental ass.
This goes for any scenario, really, the beach, the movies, the library.
I honestly don't give a fuck if any of you are trying to have a romantic date, just get the hell OUTTA this beautiful ass face, then we good.
But, i really feel like couples who do this, shouldn't even be couples, because they are honestly just doing it for the attention. And hella deep down, (I'm talking the core of the Earth deep) I feel bad for them, because this means that they do not really love each other. When they do really love eachother, they'll cut the bull shit, and they'll be more private with each other because, they'll want to know each other more.
That's the difference between real couples and fake couples.
You will NEVER see real couples.
But you will ALLWAYS see fake couples.
Another good example of a fake couple, is when two people randomly stop in the middle of the school hallway to hug and kiss each other, like they haven't seen eachother in forever.
Literally, it's been an hour since they were last separated because they had class.
What the actual fuck.
The worst part about this shit is that they do it right in the center of the hallway blocking the traffic flow.
That type of bull shit can honestly make you late for class.
Fake couples, are the fucking worst.
They only do it for the attention, but little do they know that no one really gives a flying a fuck about them.
The end.
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