Fandom Rants

ARMYs

Oh how I've been waiting to do this one... prepare your tits cause they're not gonna be calm once I'm done

This is me rn^^^

ARMY aka BTS, Beyond the Scene, 방탄소년단, what ever you wanna use, fans. If you don't know who BTS are, they're a group of homo-erotic Korean men who sing, dance and rap for a living. They consist of 7 members and have an extremely large fan base intentionally as well as in Korea. I'm not gonna go into anymore details since they're literally the first thing that comes up on google when you type in 'BT'.

I'm sure you've seen these fans around even if you don't listen or even really know what tf Kpop is since Army is Everywhere. Like I guarantee if you go to your local clothes store like New Look, H&M, Forever 21 etc, if you shout 'Na Pita Nu Mul' someone will notice and say something like 'OMG BTS' or 'OMG ARMYYYYYHSUSNSOANVHSJI XDDD JUNGKOOK IS MY BIAS AHHHHHHH'
Which brings me to my first point

Main problems

• 'Any Army Here XD' like this issue has been addressed so many fucking times but if anything, it's gotten worse like guys, I know you love your boys and good on yah but you don't need to ask for them or spread them around on things not kpop related. Like I could be listening to a Kendrick Lamar song (my bae af, and who said hip hop is dead?) and someone will comment:

'Omg he's good but AgustD is still better...' like no. I'm sorry as much as I love Yoongi, he's my bias, Kendrick will always be better to me, some might disagree and that's fine but you don't need to bring that up. I don't go on BTS MVs and comment 'no one can rap like my man Kung Fu Kenny.' So don't do it to other artists.

Not only that but y'all seem to bring BTS into every single fucking thing. And I feel bad for u who just comment to comment on vids and may happen to have a Taehyung profile picture and suddenly everyone will like your comment and scream 'V', 'Army' etc instead of focusing on what you've originally commented.

• Bringing them up on other group's MVs, Vlive's etc.

This issue is also common. I don't know which group it was, I think maybe Boys Republic, I wasn't there but anyways, the boys were doing a Vlive and suddenly someone started spamming 'Any Army Here' and all of a sudden, the whole thread was about BTS and the boys faces dropped.

It's so disrespectful. Just stop it, and for those who can't understand that I'll say it in a way you'll understand, 'Hajima.'

• Disgusting and cringe comments, references and other nonsense. I decided to put them in one category since I'm too lazy to separate them.

Around year ago, they were doing a Vlive when Jungkook was brushing his teeth with 2 toothbrushes, why? Idfk this is Jungkook we're talking about... well anyways, they decided to read the comments and long story short, one person commented:

'Imagine him sucking 2 dicks at the same time, V's and Jimin's.' Obviously he was disgusted along with the rest of them and they stopped reading comments for a while after that.

Please for the sake of Jesus Christ, stop making references about 'Jimin ain't got jams' because the joke is dead. Done. Old. Finished. Muerto.

• Fanwars.
Army, Exo-L. Y'all need to realise your idols are friends so enough. End it. Let us die out just like using the term 4D should. The fanwars come and go but on twitter recently it's getting worse. I can't even open an article from Soompi or Allsnake aka Allkpop, without cringing at the desperate attempts of triggering the fans and putting down a group to lift your faves. And just for the record, no I'm not going to make a solo chapter about this or address this in an Exo-L chapter if I make one, though I doubt I will since I don't really have a problem with them.

• Lastly, fans who can't learn some damn respect or take criticism.

Most people who critique Army of BTS are always called antis like no. Bts were not the first kpop group, nor are they the best, they're aren't the only group so stop praising them like they're gods because they're humans too. Yes they're great people who are very talented but at least acknowledge other groups even if you don't want to stan them. They have seniors who are legends so remember to respect that. I've seen a lot of Army hating on rookie groups, WannaOne in particular since their fan base can be considered threatening to them, (not my words). Wanna One are talented and they deserve to be famous since they've worked their asses off just like you faves so stop.

To end, before you comment, 'not all Army are like this' or 'this is in every fandom'. I know. Believe me I know. I was exposed to kpop long before I even bothered with it since my friends have been into it for years so I've seen the awful side of a lot of fandoms but I'm going to be honest, before I got into kpop, army was a nuisance to me since they were and still are the most vocal fandom who brings them up everywhere, given they are one of the biggest fandoms out there with a lot of immature 11 year old fans. I've gotten over that now but it took me a while to get into them because I didn't want to enter the fandom. Hate me if you will, I warned you.

Dang I'm tired after writing that but I needed to get it off my chest since I've been holding it in for a long long time. I wasn't expecting to make it this long but I could probably even make a pt.2 but I won't since I'm a lazy fuck. Thanks if you actually read the whole entire thing.

Ps, I love you mature fans who except my opinions whether you agree or not. Much love, such appreciate