Daily life of a wild Nyx~i~woo

Shit

Henlo

I have a story to tell

Once apron a time

(3 hours ago)

I was at the town carnival that they have every summer

And there was face paint (if course it's a fair)

And I was walking with Kat

And my friends Ri and

...

Let's call it

...

Bagel

So Bagel and Ri come over to us with "ENGLAD IS MY CITY" imprinted on their cheek with face paint

We talked about how gorges it was

And then Bagel offered to pay for my face paint ( if I wanted to get face paint)

I accept Bagels offer (bECAUSE WHO DOESN'T WANT FREE STUFF?!)

Bagel walks me over to the woman.

I say "may I please have this?" As I point to Bagels cheek

The woman is completely normal about it because she had to do it twice before

She does it and we pay the woman

The rest of the day I go around and show every person I know my cheek

So now I a back home and my dog licked that cheek

I go upstairs and DUMBLY lick my hand and start smearing my cheek (for who the hell knows why)

And THEN

THE STORY GETS EVEN BETTER

I LICK MY FINGER

AND NOW

MY TOUNG IS BLUE

GOODBYE