Names.

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Date:04/08/2017, 8:56:20 PM
"Ey dude what's your name"
"... What"
"Name?"
"... You don't know- how- what"
"You never told me"
"I'm pretty sure I did"
".... Nahhh"
"Don't nahh me"
"Cmon tell me"
"I feel physically attacked rn"
"D:"
"What about yours? I'm pretty sure you never told me yours"
"But I asked you first!"
"And I asked you second"
"•3• fine"
"...?"
"It's Ben"
"Cool man"
"Your name is an ice box name brand?"
"No- you know what I give up"
"Wait what -"
"I'm leaving"
"No but you still haven't told me your name!"
"Sucks to be you then"
"Hey that's but fair!"
"Life's not fair"
.........................
"Hey dude"
"What"
"Is your name Ron cus you've been Ronning inside my mind all night"
"I don't do sports"
"Huh?"

#nohomobros

*the next day*

"I thought you said you didn't do sports"
"DUDE give someone a warning before you jump on them man"
"Woops sorry I thought you noticed since you were so terribly bad at what you're doing"
"Hey that's no way to treat a person"
"Yeah it's a way to treat you"
":("
":)"
"What are you doing here"
"I went out to buy cashews"
"And...?"
"And I passed by here, saw you-"
"wait aren't you allergic to nuts"
"..."
"Man."
"Shit I'm gonna run-"
"DUDE NOT COOL MAN"
"SMELL YA LATER"
"Why are we even friends?"

*at home*

"I guess you can say that you've Ben running a lot lately"
"How dare you use my name for such purposes"
":)"
"Also I don't run; except for the times where -"
"Where you buy any sort of nuts and I had to chase you to prevent you from eating it"
"... Fair enough"

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