Conversations Between Ben and Har(ry)

Chocolate

Date: 15/12/17

Harry : hey did you get the jam bottle of chocolate from Liam in class today?
Ben : yeah I did. The smell is so intense, someone could smell it from miles away!
Harry : I know right! And I hate the smell of artificial fruit but the chocolate itself is quite nice.
Ben : Is it? Its sort of a weird spread don't you think?
Harry: I won't consider it a spread really... Its more of like a dip for your stick biscuits... Sticuits?
Ben : No.
Harry : hehe fine. Anyway I heard he gave it out to everyone because he wanted to get more jam and he doesn't have enough space in his house because of the empty jam bottles.
Ben : oh yeah, he was called Liam the Jam hoarder at one point right?
Harry : yep. It became a problem recently but I heard he's determined to change.
Ben : Oh, thats good for him. I thought he gave out the chocolates as like.. You know like a way to give a gift to his crush or something like that.
Harry : Ooooooo he has a crush? On who? How did you know this?
Ben : I'm in almost every class that he takes. I'm pretty sure he likes the girl, Marissa? Is that her name?
Harry : OH MY GOD! He likes Maz???
Ben : uh yeah I think. Is she like your bffffffffff or something?
Harry : no! She's like one of my closest friend! You know she's so cool she's almost like you but cooler!
Ben :
Harry : Thing is, she's the smartest in our group but like she's also the most naive. She's quite innocent among us and usually likes #SoftBois .
Ben : Why is that a hashtag and why is she friends with you lot. She's quite casual you know. Though her dates mostly leans towards the hotter not soft at all boys..?
Harry : yeah that's because most of her dates are set up. If it is true that Liam likes her, then I think she will burst out in happiness!
Ben : why? Does she like him ?
Harry : For. The. Longest. Time. Im serious.
Ben : then if you guys set up most of her dates, why don't you set her up with Liam?
Harry : ... Because Liam is terrified of us. For unknown reasons.
Ben : I mean if I were him, I too would be scared shi-
Harry : We don't even do anything scary! We're like the most non-violent group of friends, like ever!
Ben : are you kidding? You guys are like the most obliviously annoying group in this whole entire campus. At least the sports people here have some form of self decency rather than you guys which is little to non-existent.
Harry : Oi, you talk a lot what about your group of friends?
Ben : which one? I have a lot. All of them better than yours obviously. Not flawless.
Harry : Whatever, smartass. ANYWAY! Liam and Maz would be the cutest most softest couple ever!
Ben : Liam is not that soft you know. He may be scared of you lot but he is one courageous lion.
Harry : Nah he's pretty soft to me.
Ben : whatever. Just watch out for his kicks is what I'm trying to say.
Harry : uhhh okay...
Ben : Don't you have a date for yourself tonight? You've been gushing over it for weeks.
Harry : oh ... Shit I forgot!
Ben : bye! Good luck! Make sure to bring her flowers!
Harry : shut up! I'll do fine!
Ben : Your charm won't work on her. I know this because she's my cousin you door knob!
Harry : yeah yeah whatever I'm leaving now! Bye!
Ben : Twat.

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Yeah thanks for reading, it has been a while since I last updated , thanks for the chocolate lys lys even though the smell got imprinted on the papers it was so intense whew honestly wtf, uh i was supposed to update one story last month but i forgot and lots of things happened yeah..... Uh thanks bye
Upedateyah: happy chrismies and merri holsliday!