"IM A ELEPHANT! I LOVE GJDOVBDFIJVSBDUIVNFUIRS PIZZAH RELI IM A DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Alice yelled running around on the ceiling. "1. Is she on drugs? 2. Why is she on the ceiling? And 3. HOW is she on the ceiling?" Jessica questioned.
"1. Probably 2. Alcohol and 3. I have no idea" Julia answered "OMG I LOVE YOU!!! KISS MEEEEHHHH" Alice jumped onto Dylan and started kissing him. "I like she's drunk" Cookie said walking out of a closet. "Where's jace?" She asked.
"In the kitchen humping a watermelon" Julia said and continued reading.
"Oh.... well where's Missy and Emma?" Cookie questioned. "Missy just fell off a horse and broke her face and Emma is pole dancing on the roof" then Taro walked in.
"Senpai!" Jessica started making out with him and no one realized Yan-chan walked in till a few seconds later. "Death wish......" Dylan spoke "Kill!!!!" Yandere-chan started stabbing Jessica and she died.
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Jessica: WTF?!
Me: What?
Julia: can we keep it like that?
Jessica: JULIA!
Missy: *gets on knees* FUCK YOU
Me: ........
Dylan: when?
Me: my god...
Missy: *attacks Dylan* I hate you the most!
Jessica: I DONT WANT TO DIE!!!!!!
Me: FINE!
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Ayano fails to stab Jessica.
Then Budo walks in. "Hey guys!" "Yo" Jessica said normally.
Then the Yandere male rivals walked in. "Aso-Senpai!" I jumped on his back (and by me I mean Chi and by Chi I mean author-chan) "when did you get here?!" Cookie questioned me. "You should be writing this story instead of being in it!" Julia exclaimed "Hey I wrote this! I can get rid of you!" I pointed out making everyone (but Julia) laugh.
"Hey Chi" Aso said happily. "Who's your favourite male and female rival?" I looked at you (by you I meant Reader-chan(s)) "senpai!" Then me and Aso went off into the sunset.
"STRIPPER!" Jace yelled while stripping in front of us. "The fuck?" Missy looked "why is jace stripping? Why is Missy here? Why is Jessica back to normal? Where did Taro go? Why Ayano killing a chicken? And why is Cookie naked?" Julia questioned everyone "and where did Chi and Aso go?"
"I don't know, cuz she is, Jessica wasn't drunk, home, it's her new rival, Cookie put clothes on AND to the moon" a random voice answered. "My god Jace and Jessica are having sex!" Cookie screamed falling back.
"Fml"
