Idk the name either.....
?: Joker
Joker: Eh? *prepares cards* WHO'S THERE?! *looks around*
?: Hmmmm,why don't u guess first?
Joker: *thinking* Hmmmm,are u Arsene Lupin?
?: Bingo! *pops out of hiding spot*
Joker: Eh? Lupin? What brings u here?
Lupin: Why,I have came for u,Milady
Joker: M-Milady?? *sweatdrops*
What do u mean "Milady"? I tot u only call Ace that.
Lupin: Well u see,I love u. A lot
Joker: .......ok??
Lupin: So Joker...............will u follow me? *holds out hand*
Joker: *smacks his hand* What is ur intention?!
Lupin: Hmm.......u want the hard way eh?? Fine then.
Joker: *still confused*
Lupin: *takes out his red crystal* *points it at Joker*
Joker: Eh? *eyes turn red* *speaks in a emotionless voice* What can I do for you Master?
Lupin: I want you to go with me on a journey you'll never forget :)
Joker: *nods* Fine by me.......
Lupin: *holds Joker* Cmon Milady we have places to go t-
Shadow&Akai: STOP RIGHT THERE
Spade: WHAT ARE U DOING TO MY BELOVED
Shadow: EXCUSE ME HE'S MINE
(Ur excused Mr. Tsundere-chan)
Akai: HAH HE LOVES ME MORE THAN HE WILL EVER LOVE YOU TWO!!
Queen: You three do realise they're gone right? (=_=;)
Trio: *looks at Queen* OH SH*T!! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU MY LOVE!! *jumps out the window*
Queen: *sighs* Boys and their stupid gay relationships.........
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Lupin: So Joker,how's the dinner? *stops mind-controlling*
Joker: *snaps back to normal* EH?! WHAT HAPPENED?! *looks at Lupin* YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME DID YOU?! *glares while pointing at Lupin*
Lupin: Oh not yet Joker.......*smiles darkly*
Joker: *shivers* But the food is nice though.......
Lupin: *hears the trio's footsteps* Oh great they are here
Joker: Lupin what's wro- *muffled voice*
Lupin: Shhh Joker be quiet *ish kissing Joker*
Joker: *blushing while struggling*
Lupin: Ur really getting on my nerves a bit *controls him again*
Joker: !!!! *eyes turn red and emotionless*....... *deepens kiss*
Trio: *sees them* JOKER/MY BELOVED/ MY HUSBANDO!!
Shadow: *grabs Lupin by the collar* WHAT DID U DO TO HIM?!
Lupin: Hmm? I made him mine *smirks*
Akai: *shakes Joker's shoulder* JOKER R U OKAY?!
Spade: JOKER SNAP OUT OF IT *snaps fingers in front of Joker's face*
Joker: *turns back to normal* E-eh? What happened?
Akai:...........
Spade: *eyes wide* Woah that worked
(Spade the Shovel Magician :D)
Lupin: Grrr *smirks* Ur not bad Spade,but I have already stolen his first kiss~
Some random person: GAYYYYYY!!!
The four: *glares at the person*
Random person: *runs away*
Lupin: *swoops Joker up into his arms* Well bye!! *disappears*
Trio: ARGHHH
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Trio: WE DEMAND A REMATCH!!
Me: *sweatdrops* Calm down boys...........
Shadow: Haruka!!! Please!! I needa get revenge on that eggplant!!!! *tightens grip on his Bloody Rain*
Me:............
Duo: US TOO
Me: Okok let me see what I can do abt it...........sheesh...........gay much *mentally sweatdrops*
Bye for now :)
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Joker's Harem (One-shots) :D
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