A Hogwarts mash-up

Alice

'Your such a coc-' The keeper of the keys and possibly the most rudest man Sherlock had ever come across.

'Oh sorry mate didn't see you there and aren't you supposed to be in lessons?' His tone was not gruff but quite gentle and caring.

'Hi, I'm Sherlock and this is my first year here and you are quite a rude gentleman, if you haven't figured it out.' Sherlock looked quite proud of himself

'Jesus! Calm down mate. Well I'm John Watson, keeper of the keys. I basically....'

'Yes, yes I know what you do, I read up on the history of Hogwarts and you've been here quite a long time. You are also the husband of the deputy headmistress Professor Watson.'

John furrowed his brow, he was astonished how this innocent looking boy could be a pain in the arse.

'Well, Sherlock how come your not in class?'

'I've been chosen by Professor Lestrade to come out here and help you he says 'you should learn to keep your mouth closed every once in a while' you don't suppose he's right, do you?' It was now Sherlock's turn to furrow his brow. Surely this man didn't feel the same.

'Haha, you've made quite an impression on everybody it seems.'

There was a great deal of shuffling behind John and out of curiosity Sherlock walked right past John without any move of subtlety.

'Hey, kid! Don't...' John stuck his hand out to stop Sherlock and that's when he, Sherlock, saw it 2 petite feet scuttling side ways. Sherlock ran towards the feet and standing opposite him was a beautiful blonde girl who looked his age with a pretty blue dress and her hair flowing freely with a blue bow placed in top of her head, her eyes looked like she had seen all the 7 wonders of the world and more, her lips the same colour as full blossomed red roses.

Next to her was a rabbit who didn't look quite what you would call ordinary he wore a waistcoat, circular glasses, and held a golden pocket watch which was pressed against his ear as if to see if it works.

'Hello, nice to meet you.' Her voice caressed his ears

'H-h-ello, nice to meet you too.' Stuttering Sherlock finally got it out.

'This is Alice she's just come back from Wonderland, I suppose you read about that as well in the history of Hogwarts?' John chuckled while Sherlock cast him a glare with that he, John, remained silent.

'What's err- Wonderland?' Questioned Sherlock

'It's where mad people think of mad things.' answered Alice with a chuckle.