Harry~ Yo volde?
Voldemort~ What?! >:(
Harry~ Do you know what I'm thinking?
Voldemort~ You're thinking that I am the best?
Harry~ No, not even close. I'm thinking...........YO MAMA BATTLE!!!!!
Harry~ Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!!!! >:)
Voldemort~ ......Yo mama so ugly that when she smiled, cars slowed down!! B)
Harry~ >:( Yo mama so fat that Christopher Columbus claimed her as land!! ;D
Voldemort~ Yo mama so stupid that she starved in a grocery store! >:)
Harry~ Yo mama so bald that when she put on a turtle neck, she looked like a roll on deodorant!!!!! XD
Voldemort left the chat
Harry~ Yaaaaaaasssssss!!!! I won!!!! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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If Harry Potter Texted
RandomWhat if Harry Potter's world texted? What would they say? What would they do? Read this funny book to see what happens!
