Expert - s.m

Can't Get Heartbroken.

"Don't. You. Dare.'' I warned Hayden , stepping back slowly.

Great.The one time mom let's us use her 'Bakery'( also know as her kitchen) it obviously has to end in ww3.
I take another step back just as Hayden launches the flour. I make an attempt to dodge but obviously I dodge the wrong way and actually go towards the flour.
BAM.

Call me Casper the ghost, minus the friendly part.

"U ABSOLUTE B-"

Hayden chuckles away , flicking his dark hair out of his face.
I grab the eggs in my chocolaty palms. Sorry mom.

1 second later.

"YUCK EW EW , EMILYYY I'm all goeyyy"

"God. You sound like Tasha Ormsbi when she steps onto the grass with her Gucci sliders" I laugh throwing him a towel.

" Shes hot..... Have fun cleaning big sis!" Hayden says dreamily but quickly snaps out of it , trying to escape.

I grab him by his shoulders and turn him back around , facing the mess he was going to clean.
"Paybacks a bitch."
I smirk , placing the remains of the chocolate cake in the oven.

"Hey, after you clean up I suggest you run , with those little legs of yours, to the shop and get an actual cake before mom finds out about this"
I hand him some money hoping he didn't bring home , I don't know, whatever amuses a 'thirteen in a month' year old.

I feel my phone vibrate in the pocket of my oversized hoodie , taking my attention off a clueless boy trying to work the dishwasher.
I take my phone out and place it on an area of the counter that hadn't been bombarded with ingredients or generally just mess.

Sexy Muffin Man.

I roll my eyes. Clearly Shawn had been on my phone in the time he was here.
I answer , prop my phone up before resting my arms on the counter.

I see a smiley Shawn pop up on the screen.
Lowkey, I had actually been waiting for this call all day.

"Halloo douche! You actually came through and facetimed me huh?" I smirked.

"Well , THEY all insisted so I had to" Shawn pouted, biting into an apple. (Ikr , something other than muffins)

"Yeah yeah sure , we both know that you'd have a breakdown if u didn't call mwah obviously"

"Huh? What did you say? Em . I . Think. The . Connection. I-"

"Don't play with me Mendes!" You've already left me soo bored that I'm baking with my bro. Yes baking. And don't you dare ask what we're making."

"Hahaha wait.. MY EMILY...BAKING! Oh god. What are you making?"

I rolled my eyes at a grinning Shawn.

"Weellll...it started off as a cake but then we turned it into a brownies ish mixture and we realized we should probably just turn it back into a cake. It looks edible though! Wait...maybe not." I take a look at the bubbling mixture in the oven.

"Why dont you just take it for Mr Willis instead , I mean have u seen the homemade gloop he brings in?!" Shawn makes gagging noises.

"So your already judging my five tear chocolate fudge cake  topped with chocolate ganache and served with ice cream?"
I question him, raising my eyebrows.

"Don't play with me Odell! Urm.. Em your just a teeny bit floury"

I shake my messy topnot vigorously.

"Oh yeah , kind of had a food fight too. Watcha up to anyways? Where's Brianna? Hows life on tour? Do u miss me? How was yesterday's show? "

"Woahhh gurl!"