South Park x Reader x Various (Open to Requests)

Pilot Pt. 1

A/N: ~ Welcome to the land of Mewnie MEW MEW~ ~WHOOPS WRONG FANDOM NEVERMIND~

(B/F/N) - best friend name. (if you don't have a best friend make a name up if you wish)

(Y/n) your name

(N/n) - Nickname

(M/S/N) - is not Microsoft in this story but stands for your 'middle school name'

(F/F) - favorite food

(F/S) - Favorite snack

(F/D) - favorite drink or Favorite dessert

(F/C) - Favorite color or Favorite coffee (Depending on context)

(H/L) Hair length.

(H/C) Hair color

(F/M) -favorite meal

(F/V/G) - Favorite video game

(/F/V/G/C) - favorite video game console

(D/n) Dad's name

(M/n) Mom's name

I'll add later if I need to

Oh _______ is also whatever depending on the context :3

~~Okeys now enjoy~~

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No one's POV.

You were currently in middle school doing everyday middle school things like doing your homework before next period while eating your lunch in the cafeteria. You squiggle in the last of your math take-home quiz that was supposed to be due next period, oops. Once you were done with that, you set your pencil down and wiped the beat of your sweat coming down your forehead. "now that's officially done." You said with a long exhaled breath. You looked to the left to see that your lunch was finished. "Looks like that's done too..."

The cafeteria was awfully quiet today for some reason. Either that or you were too busy thinking of the new South Park episode that was going to air tonight. Did you forget to mention that it's your favorite show in the entire world? I think so. South Park to you is your source of comfort. Whenever you had a bad day or just in general, you'd just go home to binge watch south park and not get up at all even when there were commercials. Sometimes you wouldn't even eat meals just to watch your show. You were pretty obsessed but not obsessed enough that you'd pit pocket money for some south park merchandise or were you?

You put away your math homework in the backpack that was sitting next to you which happened to be yours. You stood up from the lunch table then wrapped your backpack arms around your actual arms. Finishing that, you took your empty lunch tray in hand to throw it out. There was no one sitting with you, like always. You didn't have many friends at school. Or any really except one and that was (B/F/N) but you didn't have him/her in this lunch period. You and your best friend have been friends since you were little. Even though it was quiet in the cafeteria you could hear the sound of heavy breathing and running footsteps rushing towards you. Ignoring those rapid footsteps you kept walking to the garbage can that was standing up straight in the middle of the cafeteria and as your tray was hovering over the hole to throw it in, you looked up to see who was coming.

Taking gasps between each breath, the person continued running towards you at an incredible speed, almost like he/she is in a sudden burst of energy just to tell you what's been on their mind this whole day. You felt slightly honored at that fact and smiled. "Hey, (Y/N)!" You then realized that it was your best friend, (B/f/n). The way he/she came at you was so fast that it even caught the attention of a few people in the cafeteria, after all, how could it not? This is (B/f/n) we're talking about here. "whoa... he/she's sure in a hurry." You heard someone at the lunch line say which was across from the trash at the center of it. "with those legs he/she could be a star athlete in track and field!" the person next to the girl who stated that said. You then released the tray and it fell into the trash. Though, there were multiple other trash cans you could've picked on your way there, you just wanted to get a quick walking stretch with a reasonable distance from your original seat but either way it didn't matter because you were heading out after you dumped your trash, luckily you got your bag strapped on you already so you don't have to make a second trip back all the way down.