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Drunkness and Crushes (Dare 1 & 2!!)

Avas phone: *BUZZ BUZZ*
Ava: Oh!! Looks like we have our first dare!!
Shiro: What's the dare?
Ava: @Funnycakes7 dares that Shiro and Allura go out somewhere and leaves Coran with the other paladins
Allura: Alright
~TIME SKIPPO TO AFTER ALLURA AND SHIRO LEAVE~
Ava, grabing over 15 cans of beer, vodka, and bottles of wine: WHO'S READY TO GET HUNGOVER?!
Pidge: Ava NuUuUu
Ava: AVA YES
Keith: Y E S
Lance: Keith bby nuuu
Ava, internally: YES FRIGGING OTP
Hunk: Ava are you ok
Ava: Not at all
Hunk: Ava how much did you drink
Ava: I dunno, like, ZX beers
Hunk: What is number is ZX
Ava: I dunno *passes out*
Keith: WHO WANTS TO DO A DRINKING CONTEST?!!!
Lance, Hunk, Pidge: MEEEE
Coran: You guys have fun! I'll just sit and drink my juice (THE JUICE FROM THAT ONE EPISODE)

After the drinking contest, everyone is really drunk,just in time for Shiro and Allura come home

Allura: We're back palad- CORAN WHY ARE THEY ALL OUT ON THE FLOOR?!
Coran: HANG ON A TICK I'M FIXING MY MOUSTACHE
Shiro: I think they're drunk
Ava, waking up, sober: Oh hey guys, when did you get back?
Shiro: Just now
Ava: Oh, well that's nic- *runs to the bathroom*
Shiro: Ah, getting drunk and then throwing up
Ava, coming out of the bathroom: That wasn't fun. At least I feel better now
Shiro: Is there anymore dares for now?
Ava: Yea, one more, but we gotta wait for them to wake up
Shiro: What's the dare?
Ava: You'll see ;)

All the other paladins wake up, but they're all still drunk

Shiro, helping them up: Wellx what's the dare
Ava: @Funnycakes7 dares everyone to say their crushes
Lance: KEITH IS MY BBYYYY
Keith: LANCE I LOVE YOU SO FKN MUCH
Ava: YES KLANCE. I mean, alright, who's next
Hunk: Food
Ava: I'm not surprised (hunk x food for life)
Allura: I don't have a crush on anyone
Coran: Moustache
Ava: Pidge who's your crush?
Pidge: Shiro, he's coooooooooot
Shiro: Pidge is nice...
Ava: YES SHIDGE FRIGGING OTP
Shiro: Wait ava you never said your crush!
Ava: Um, she's not in this, but her name is Holly and she's fkn beautiful
Shiro: Awh
Ava: Shutup

Holly (AKA THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT ANGEL TO EXIST) walks in

Ava, running to hug: HOLLY MY LOVE
Holly: Who the hell are all these people...
Ava: I'll explain later
Shiro: Is that the Holly person you were talking about?
Ava: Yez
Shiro: You two are cute together
Ava: Thank
Ava to the audience: Feel free to send us more asks or dares!!!
Holly: I'm still questioning who all these people are
Ava: I'll explain in a minute, love

(A/N: HOLLY IS A REAL PERSON AND ACTUALLY IS MY GIRLFRIEND AND HER WATTPAD IS PhoenixBlaze951 SO Y'ALL GO FOLLOW HER IF YOU DONT ALREADY!! Also 455 words, WOOO!!!)