Neko Maids & Cringy Singing (Dares 9 & 10!)

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Avas phone: *BUZZY BUZZ BUZZ*

Ava, while looking at the dares: *laughing head off*

Holly: Ava are you ok-

Ava, still laughing: I'm never ok

Holly: what's the dare this time?

Ava, laughing so hard, she can't breathe: *shows holly the dare*

Holly, laughing: H A

Ava: HEY KEITH, STOP MAKING OUT WITH LANCE FOR A SECOND AND COME HERE!

Keith, a blushing mess: What do ya-

Ava, throwing him a maid outfit, car ears, and a cat tail, then shoving him into the bathroom to change: PUT THOSE ON

Keith: WHAT IS ALL OF THIS

Ava: The best dare we've gotten yet

Holly: Ava, it also says that you have to sing

Ava, both wanting to say no and yes: Oh, right. I WILL LATER

Keith, walking out in the neko maid outfit and blushing: Do I have to wear this?

Ava, laughing: YEP!! NOW GO SHOW LANCE!!

Keith went to show Lance, who was being a perv.

Lance,picking Keith up: No one can see you like this except me.

Keith, a blushing mess again: W-where are you t-taking me, dadd- I mean, Lance

Ava: HAVE FUN, YOU TWO!!!

Then Lance and Keith went into their bedroom and locked the door.

Holly: What has my life come to-

Ava, singing very loudly: IF YOU DON'T MIND WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT,

TO INVITE YOU TO AN ONGOING PERFORMANCE,

IN A HALL OF TRAGEDIES, TO INVITE YOU TO THE CIRCUS OF THE DEAD!

~Four minutes of Ava's cringy singing later~

Ava, still singing: PRETEND, IT'S MAKE BELIEVE INSIDE YOUR HEAD!

THIS NIGHTMARE'S AS REAL AS IT GETS!

IN THE CIRCUS OF THE,

IN THE CIRCUS OF THE,

IN THE CIRCUS OF THE DEAD!

Pidge: Is she done yet?

Holly: I think so

Hunk: Thank God

Ava: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here til Tuesday

Shiro, walking in: I leave for 10 minutes to cook lunch-

Allura: Same here, Shiro

Ava, to the audience: sEND ASKS P L E A S E

(337 words!! That song Ava sang is actually really good, so I'll add that here for you to listen to it yourself. Anyways, PLEASE SEND ASKS, WE'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH DARES)

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