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ZR: Alright, we have our next set of questions. All from the same person. 

Comedy: Well read them off!! 

ZR: We're getting some love for our marvel characters here! *clears throat* "Deadpool. Got a question for you Deadpool." Before I read the rest. 

Deadpool: What? 

ZR: Remember the rules. 

Deadpool: What rules? 

ZR: No cursing. 

Deadpool: I've been in a PG flick before, I know how this works. 

ZR: No mention of dirty things. 

Deadpool: Like swamp water? 

ZR: Yeah..... No gory details. 

Deadpool: But I thought you liked gory details!! *joking, whinny voice* 

Comedy: *snickers* calm down sis, he knows he can't say anything that we don't type ourselves. 

ZR: Comedy!! The fourth wall!!

Deadpool: There are only three walls in this room. 

Comedy: Cause the other one broke!!

*Comedy and Deadpool high five* 

ZR: *face palm, sighs* Alright, here's the question. "How do you like being a mercenary, can you lend me a gun?" No he cannot. 

Deadpool: Yes I can. *grins* I like it. I like it a lot. I'm good at it. 

ZR: No. No you may not. 

Deadpool: See me after the chapter and I'll hook you up. 

ZR: No he won't. 

Comedy: *cracking up in the corner* OH OH READ THE NEXT ONE!!! 

ZR: Oh no...what does it say? 

Comedy: READ IT!! 

ZR: *sighs, nervously begins to read* "Spider Man." 

Spiderman: *looks up from his laptop* Huh? What? Me?

ZR: Yes, you. 

Spiderman: Oh, hi! Yes, what's the question? And are you writing everything I'm saying? 

ZR: Uh...yes...

Spiderman: So you're writing what I'm saying right now? 

ZR: Yes. 

Spiderman: And it's all going in the book? 

ZR: Yup. 

Spiderman: So If I just randomly said "kumquat" it would go in the book? 

ZR: Yeah, that's how it works.

Spiderman: Kumquat.

ZR: *rolls her eyes, and continues reading* "I DARE you to kiss Deadpool, under the mask, on the cheek though. I can't have my favorite superhero being gay, especially when he's hot. F-forget that last part, but still...do the dare!" *cringes, then looks up* 

Spiderman: *visibly blushing under the mask* K-k-k-kiss??!!! Deadpool???!!! He's my friend!! *backing away, horrified* 

Comedy: You have to do it!! 

Spiderman: I can't refuse?! *whining* 

Deadpool: *teasing* It's just on the cheek. *pulls up the mask on one side, taps the his cheek* 

Spiderman: *recoiling, groans the word "no"* 

Deadpool: *laughs* Why not, friend?

Spiderman: *whispers* She's right, I'm not gay...WAIT!!! She thinks I'm hot? *blushes again*

Comedy: OH YEAH!! DEFINITELY!! 

ZR: *mumbles to herself, no one else hears* Who wouldn't? 

Comedy: But you still have to do the dare. 

Spiderman: *stands next to Deadpool* I can't guys, I just can't. It's not right. Right Deadpool? *looks at Deadpool* 

Comedy: *shoves Spiderman's face into Deadpool's* There! Dare done! 

Spiderman: *pushes away and falls on his butt, looking mortified* 

Deadpool: *turns away and covers his laugh* 

ZR: *face palms and shakes her head* 

Comedy: I know this one took a while, but PLEASE MORE COMMENTS!! I TOOK A LOT TO GET ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE, AND WE HAVE TO KEEP THEM HERE. THAT'S HARD TO DO. 

ZR: Again, thank you for reading and commenting.