Ptx One Shots With A Twist

Kirstie's missing underwear, the epilouge.

Avi: Ah, my dear grandchildren, do you want to hear a story?
Grandchild 1: Not really Grandpa Avi.
Avi: Too late, I've already started thinking about it.
Grandchild 2: Oh god....
Avi: Hush. It was the year 2015, the band 'Pentatonix' was still fresh and popular. Though one day, someone named Jay, gave me a pair of your Great Aunt Kirstin's underwear.
Avi's child: Dad, plz no.
Avi's child#2: Dad, yes.
Avi: I was walking around the venue in them and Kirstin caught me, she said 'uhm where the hell did you get those?' and I responded with 'idk some girl gave them to me' and then I became a model for Victoria's Secret....but I was about to shave my beard *strokes beard which is 70ft long* when I realized wearing women's underwear wasn't for me.
Grandchild 1: plz continue Grandpa!
Avi: oh, then the woman who gave them to me, Jay, she came and for some reason we fucked, and out came your mother, 9 months later.
Avi's child#1: I did not want to know how I was conceived!!!!!
Avi's child#2: uhm Dad?
Avi: Yes??????
Avi's child#2: How was i conceived?
Avi: Thats a story for another time *laughs evilly* now I hope that story was efficient enough for bed, so you can dream of Avicados, Melondonados and Kevin Ojuicula.
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So, I'm really sorry, I was rereading some stuff and I got an idea, which idk why it happened but it did.
Anyways I hope you all enjoy.
Love y'all
Jay💜