Ptx One Shots With A Twist

The Day Avi Became A Model

Company: Well sir we think you'd be good as a model
Avi: Yes! My singing career didn't really turn out well *Gets handed the contract* Um Victoria's Secret?
Company: Yes
Avi: O-Okay *Gets in the bra and underwear* OO I LIKE DIS
Kirstin: Oh god Avi please for the love of god please put some pants on your dick is saying hi to everyone
Avi: NO MY DICK CAN SAY HI TO WHOEVER HE FEELS LIKE TALKING TO! *Runs into a group of Pentaholics* Jay&Nat: YAY HE'S A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL NIW!!!!!!
Erin: Oh lord
Kevin: Avi I think the fangirls are dying
Avi: How?
Kevin: Your dick is talking to them they are dying
Avi: Oh...DICK DONT KILL PEOPLE
Avi's dick: BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Avi: *Starts to cry* B-But Avi Jr. Don't be like that with me
Avi's dick: Oh god not the waterworks again
Kevin: Avi I think you need to put pants on
Avi: *Puts pants on* Thats better thanks babe
Kevin: Any time honey
Avi's dick: AHHH AHHHH IM SCARED OF THE DARK
Avi: Stfu dick
Kirstie: Well that was awkward...
Mitch: Uh huh you're right sis
Scott: What the fuck just happened? Am I high?
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So....I guess I should say sorry. Sorry