Knee Slappers

Me talking to my crush

Me to my crush: you know what you are?

Crush: what?

Me still to my crush: *holds up one singular bagel*

Crush: I'm a bae-goal? *is confused*

Me: pfft *slaps knee and walks away laughing because I don't run*

My friends: I can't believe she did that

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I feel like this is an expectation...so a reality version is coming soon ;)