They Said I Was Vain [OLD AND DISCONTINUED]

Burn

PROFANITY USAGE BROS

Tord's POV

I walk into the living room to tell Edd something. "Hey E-" I hear soft snoring and see Matt and Edd laying together on the couch and Steven Universe is on.

Awe I'm glad they made up! I'll tell him when he wakes up.

//Le timeskip cuz lazy//

Edd's POV

I wake up feeling refreshed and I smile at Matt. He's so cute when he's asleep. :3

I get up slowly trying not to wake up Matt and go to the kitchen to grab a cola. As I walk to the kitchen there is already someone in there but I can't tell who considering the fact that I'm dumb and didn't turn on the light.

I flick the switch and see a familiar red hooded fellow. "Good Morning!" He spoke up breaking the silence. "Good morning, someone seems chipper!" My voice cracks in the sentence and I clear my throat. "Oh right, I was gonna tell you last night but you and Matt were asleep."

I blush a dusty pink and scratch behind my neck "Y-yeah, he's finally talking to me again at least heheh..." He chuckles and takes me to his room to tell me something.

"Hey Edd my parents are coming over if that's fine with you?" I dance around and he laughs again. "Of course they can come over Tord I'm so excited!" I give him a tight hug. "Thanks for helping me by the way! Um, is it okay if we look around the shop today?" He nods his head and I thank him again. "No prob Bob!" I simply reply with "It's Lapis..."

We laugh for a bit and leave to go to the mall (where the store is).

I walk out of his room and look to see if Matt was up, which he was. "Hey hon!" I smile at him and sit down next to him.
"What's up?"
"I'm gonna go to the mall with Tord if that's fine with you?"
His smile fades.
"Oh um, okay..."
I tilt my head "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, yeah I'm fine um am I allowed to come with?"

I try to hide my excitement but then realize what he says. I hate to say no to him but I have to. "I-im sorry Matty I wish you could I promise I'll be back soon!" I see his eyes travel around the room and go blank. He must be in his own thought (or as Tom would say he's surprised he has any).

I place a small kiss on his forehead and Tord and I get in the car to leave.

Tom's POV //oh shit haven't had dis in a while//

I wake up to the rumble of the engine.

I jump up and hit my head on something. "JeSuS fUcKiNg ChRiSt WhAt ThE fUcK!" I look around and it's the roof of the car.

"SHIT TOM WHY ARE YOU IN THE BACK SEAT!" Edd shrieked. A thick accent you know as Tord's filled the air "Watch you fookin language Edd!" He chuckled through his sentence.

"Does it look like I know?!" I shot a look towards Edd. "Well I mean YOU are the one in the back seat so I figured you would know why you are in the back seat..."

"He has a point," commie laughed again

"Shut up commie!"

"Get out Jehovah!"

"Whyyyyyyyyyyy~" I whine and cross my arms. The norski let's out a long sign and gets out of the car, opening my door. He then picks me up bridal style and walks in the house dropping me on the couch.

"Wtf Tord!" He smiles and looks to Matt. "Watch Tom while Edd and I are gone-" he then turns to me. "Also I need you to keep him away from Smirnoff, Edd rules if he gets pissy give him a shot of it, my rules..." My 'eyes' widen and I gasp. "Nuuu you can't do dis to meh!"

"Yes. I. Can!" He turns around and close the door behind him. I hear the car drive away.

Tord's POV

"Edd drive drive drive hurry before Tom catches up to us!"

"He's not even chasing the car!"

"You don't know that!"

"It's in the mirror he's not chasing us I promise"

I sigh and look out the window. I end up breaking the silence between us. "So what kind do you want to get do you want diamonds or a specific gem."

"I don't know for shore yet?" He giggles a bit. "God damnit Edd can you go one sentence without making a pun.

"Yeah I haven't made a pun since this morning! Buuuurrrrn!"

"That's not a burn Edd," he tries to cut me off.

"BUUUURRRRN!"

"Really"

"Hey Tord"

"What?

"I have aloe vera in the fridge for tHAT BURN YOU JUST GOT!"

"Stfu and drive Edd!"

A/N
Well hello again fellow humans/unhumans

How is the life treating you?

Coolio
Cool beans
Ice cool lemona-
Okay I'll stop now