I sk1pp3d thru meh new collage l00kin for sum hot man action. Suddenly a anime wisord appeared named Charlie XDDDD. 'WASSUP GOYS EETS CRETEKALL" he said with his ASMR worthy deep af voice. He was wearing puppy slippers and a minion onsie. I wheezed and jumped eentoo his sexy desu shrek arms. "YASSSSSSS DADDY IM HELLA MOIST" suddenly Charleroi shoved her hand down his boxers and pulled out a recorder. he started playing it's every day bro. I thought Nick Crumpets walked by us butt it turned out just to bee pyro sin I cool :,(. "KANYE PLAY TOO RECERDERS????" I moaned as Charlottes pulled out six recorders out of his nose, playing 18 recorders at the same time. Penguinz00 was sooooo hot that I started playenn rablax with him. Every day. I gave him a Smalt (( a smart salt shaker XDDDD he loves those smart items that you use through your phone )) and he wass ver happe. Out of no were A tub of water approached us. Cr1tikal herditaryly walked up to the tub and held his breath for like 7 minutes. "MY HEROOOOO XDDDD YOURE LIKE THE WORLDS LONGEST BREATH HOLDER EVAHHH" Criticism suddenly took out a hella dank Blount of rulled up dank may mays. It was sexy as hell. Me and cr1tikal played minecraft and roblox everyday.
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FanfictionThis is completely satire so please don't attack me, I'm just making May-Mays.