Cheddar Cheese Charlie was driving in my car going down i-4 and there was an advertisement for boardwalk burgers, which is like this little shitty burger spot where like homeless people i guess just throw them on a grill or something and the sign said "come try the new boardwalk burgers" and he saw it out of the corner of his eyes and he said "boardwalk burgers, more like bored burgers, cuz the bored burgers aren't having any fun."
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FanfictionThis is completely satire so please don't attack me, I'm just making May-Mays.
